thickest book u have ever read (completely)

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corrijean

I like his short stories and novellas a lot more than I like his extremely long books.

pat5150

"if you give a mouse a cookie" in first grade.  the pages were as thick as cardboard.

ivandh

Excluding textbooks which have an unfair advantage, The Silmarillion.

rooperi

Fun with Dick and Jane

Crazychessplaya
corrijean wrote:

I like his short stories and novellas a lot more than I like his extremely long books.

+1. The Running Man (under the pen name Richard Bachman) made a great impression on me when I was a teen. Only 200 pages or so, but a great read.

Walter0508

"The power of one " bryce courtney great read 

Kosoku_Inazuma

longest book i read was book 4 of the wheel of time.... it was about 1200 pages

bronsteinitz

I would love to read of the mouse and the cookie...

CaptJackAubrey
BowerickWowbagger wrote:

You are only three books away from the part where the Aubreys stop complaining about everything.

Yeah, but I already read a lot about Preserved Killick who is a very shrewish character (I like to call him 'bagger) who goes around criticizing people and telling really lame jokes but never adding anything substantive to the conversations he participates in. He is one of those characters who is overly enamored with himself. Mostly I just ignore him though. When I read the parts he is in I just find him annoying - kind of like a mosquito.

CaptJackAubrey
ivandh wrote:

Excluding textbooks which have an unfair advantage, The Silmarillion.

Ah yes, part of the Lord of the Rings books. I am hoping to start on those next.

AndyClifton

Yeah, I too like the sound of the mouse & cookie thing.

ivandh
AndyClifton wrote:

Yeah, I too like the sound of the mouse & cookie thing.

The sequel is being performed in my city and every goddamn week they have a picture of this guy in a moose hat in the newspaper. Apparently if you give a moose a muffin they demand full citizenship and suffrage and continuous media coverage.

malko

The Decameron and Don Quijote. And I'm reading now Life and Fate, by Vasily Grossman. It will be the thickest book I've ever read (1104 pages)

AndyClifton

What every author dreams of.

jim483

the River by edward hooper. 1200 pages about how ? AIDs started.

CaptJackAubrey
ivandh wrote:
AndyClifton wrote:

Yeah, I too like the sound of the mouse & cookie thing.

The sequel is being performed in my city and every goddamn week they have a picture of this guy in a moose hat in the newspaper. Apparently if you give a moose a muffin they demand full citizenship and suffrage and continuous media coverage.

In the U.S. you don't even need full citizenship and we'll give you the keys to the whole freaking store!

pain_191

The Inheritance book 839 pages by Christopher Paolini. Great book!

pain_191
pat5150 wrote:

"if you give a mouse a cookie" in first grade.  the pages were as thick as cardboard.

lol!

ilmago
 
 
JamesCoons wrote:

Hard to say but likely it was Gravitation by Misner, Thorne, and Wheeler.

Wow! Isn't that the one that weighs as much as its name says?

Thickest book for me ... does Harry Potter 1 through 7 count as one? Wink

 

sirrichardburton wrote:

I believe for me it is Herman Hesse's The Glass Bead Game (there is also a title from German which is sometimes used but i don't recall it).

Das Glasperlenspiel. Nice one, especially for chess players Smile

 
fabelhaft

Ellman's biography on Joyce and Kershaw's on Hitler, both around 1000 pages.