The Story of John Chess

!!!THIS IS A JOKE!!!

Many may have heard of the story of Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple. But you might not have heard of John Chess, his brother. On February 24, 1955, two brothers were born. Steve Jobs and John Chess. When Steve Jobs invented the first computer, John Chess was jealous of his brother's popularity. So, he decided to make his own invention. Many days passed, and John Chess still hadn't come up with an idea. So, he got mad and grabbed his checkerboard and threw it at some random figurines. Then, a light bulb went off in John's mind. The figurines could simulate a war on the checkerboard. This new game called "Chess" grew very popular. Soon, a company called AimChess asked him to run their ads. And that's the story of John Chess.