New Duolingo Chess Bots...
Ok, you already know where this is going... The Duolingo memes are crazy, and now theres Duolingo chess bots... Nobody was expecting this to happen! And I'm going to play them all like I do with all bots! So here goes nothing...
Ok first I played the LOWEST ELO chess.com bot i've ever seen: 200 elo. Wow. But Oscar is part of the duolingo gang so he has to be beat...
Ok, I don't think this 200 elo Oscar guy knows how to play the Sicilian Defense, but he chose to play it. I tested this bot by Wayward Queen Attacking Sicilian opening or whatever because that's all low elo players play no matter the opening... Oscar sacrifices a BISHOP, a QUEEN, for little to know material advantage. I'm up 19 points of material in like the 10th move or something and I chose to give him my queen for some compensation. And out of all the pieces I had to mate him with, I chose the bishop just to flex a little... Here's Junior now, not the best child i've played, but not the worst...
Obviously I won! But here's the Zari bot now...
Ok, I'm not the best chess player out there, and I am also not feeling the best today, so I lost sadly. But we have to go on and keep playing these bots! Here's Lily now...
I miscalculated at the end of the game but it is what it is... And now the moment you've been waiting for... We are playing DUO!!!! Ok maybe i'm too excited, maybe because he doesn't have an elo... Yes his elo is "?" So who knows how good he is. We will find out now!
Well, that's all the bots taken care of... Sort of... OK maybe I didn't beat them all, but I tried my best for my low 1100 elo or whatever. BUT, have you seen these roasts that the bots tell you? Like, look at this! I took some screenshots of the most honorable out of them all. 
I purposely lost to all the bot to see what they would say at the end, and as you can see I am left crying on the floor after this. (just kidding) Man, Lily had some nasty roasts because she's like the most carless of them all. But as all blogs must come to an end. Thanks for reading this and I will see you in the next one!
