The Cow Opening: My Easy Way to Enjoy Chess (And Beating Dad Along the Way)
When I started playing chess online, I didn’t have any big ambitions. My only goal was to have a bit of fun and improve as I went along. I’m not here to become a grandmaster or blow anyone’s mind with fancy moves. Honestly, I might not improve much beyond where I am now, and that’s totally fine.
This whole thing has been about setting personal goals and, more importantly, beating Dad’s rating. Yep—he’s been playing since he was a kid, and tick—I’ve officially passed him. Feels good, right?
How It All Started: Basics from Dad, a Bit of Fun from a Mate
Dad was the one who taught me the basics: moving the pieces, controlling the center, and the importance of getting my knights and bishops out early. We often played during dinners and family events, which were super competitive. I picked up a lot on the board before diving into chess.com.
Before I started playing online, my mate introduced me to the Cow Opening. At first, I thought, Yeah, why not? It sounded a bit random, but it was simple and made jumping into games a lot more fun. Sure, the computer might say I’m losing right from the first move, but honestly, who cares? If it helps me play without stressing, I’m all for it.
Don’t Sweat the Jargon
When you’re new to chess, it can feel overwhelming with all the terms flying around. I remember feeling confused about what an “opening” even meant and why there are so many different ways to play. It’s definitely not like checkers! But here’s the thing: while some players focus on all that stuff, I’ve found it more important to just enjoy the game and figure things out as I go.
That’s why I love the Cow Opening—it’s simple and lets me play without overcomplicating things. Chess has become a great way for me to switch off and unwind after a long day. Some people binge TV shows—I play a few games of chess. It’s good for the mind and helps me stay sharp without needing to overthink.
Personal Goals: Just Me vs. Me (Oh, and Dad)
When I started, I set small targets for myself. I’m not here to impress anyone or prove a point—I’m just doing this for me. And yep, to beat Dad’s rating. (Mission accomplished, by the way.)
I might not hit higher levels, and that’s fine by me. I didn’t start playing chess to meet someone else’s expectations. My goals are my own, and I reckon if I can play a bit better every time and enjoy the ride, that’s more than enough.
And look, I know the Cow Opening isn’t exactly revolutionary—plenty of people have used it before me. But it’s working for me, and that’s all that matters. Some players might see it and think it’s silly, but who cares what they think?
Final Thoughts: Play Your Way and Have Fun
If you’re new to chess or just want to enjoy the game without the stress, give the Cow Opening a go. It’s a fun, easy way to jump into games and keep your brain engaged without getting bogged down in complicated moves. Whether or not you hit your goals isn’t the point—it’s about enjoying the game, setting your own targets, and having a laugh along the way.
At the end of the day, I’m not playing to become the next world champion or anything. I’m playing for myself—to stay sharp, set personal targets, and yep, to have a higher rating than Dad. (Sorry, Dad.)
So, do it your way, play for yourself, and don’t stress about what anyone else thinks. After all, it’s just a game—and a bit of fun, too.
Good luck, and may all your moo-ves be winning ones! 🐄♟️
