Fast Food Tier List

Fast Food Tier List

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Hello, this is Guy Fieri and welcome to a Fast Food Tier List. Here I will classify different types of fast food and explain them individually. 

Participants:

Sandwiches, Monarch of the meat buns between two loaves of round bread's (Burger King) Hamburger, Chicken fingers, Burritos, A surprise, Pizza, and Hot dogs. (and some others I won't explain individually but place in the tier list)

Hot dogs:

Hot dogs have the last place for their lack of flexibility, taste, and basically, its low prevalence, in the cases in which we find a hot dog, we usually have better alternatives, such as a hamburger. But there is the last problem, the name. Hot dog. Hot dogs don't have any similarity with real dogs. Therefore, E Tier.

Chicken fingers:

Chicken fingers have a lot of the same debilities as their cousin, croquettes (hard to make, slow to make, etc.) But they add three major bad factors: another misleading name, the lack of a vegan option and the expensiveness. Tier D with croquettes.

Sandwiches:

Sandwiches have a very big variety from which to choose: Vegan, High-protein, fast made, slow made, cheap, expensive, etc. It has very high flexibility, and it's very quick to make, for many people it's a part of their daily basis. So Tier C.

Burritos and Burrito-ish food:

Burrito-ish food includes Spring rolls and Flautas.

This food is one of my favourites because of its high levels of flexibility and its ability to fill us up quickly. This food inside the tortilla is well compressed. Thus, making it easier to eat compared to other alternatives (such as kebab) but also dense and high flavoured. It also has a lot of ingredients to choose from: rice, beans, meat, condiments, jalapenos, sauce, etc. But the name is also misleading, as burrito comes from the Spanish "burrito" which translated to English means burrito which in Spanish is a small donkey. Tier B.

Mention of honour:

Sushi:

Sushi gets one of the top tiers for its high prevalence in pre-made food, which tastes almost the same as sushi that you order in a restaurant, one of the few disadvantages of sushi is that you can't do it in your house unless you learn how to do it (Pretty much like all foods, but sushi is difficult to make). Someone that is skilled has to do it to make it taste good.

Hamburger (Kinda generalizing all hamburgers):

The hamburger, a type of food that everyone knows and likes. Easy to make, difficult to dominate. A huge variety of ingredients and possibilities open to people who make hamburgers, from cheap meal to luxury meals, all of them extremely savoury. And even though that the ease to eat of the hamburger is a little bit lower than the sandwich, everything else makes the hamburger better: presentation, accompaniment, variety, flexibility, The hamburger is almost the perfect food.

Pizza:

Pizza, unlike hamburgers, is easier to share, pizza, the biggest rival of the hamburger, has some pros that the hamburger doesn't have. Pizza is a more social meal, it requires more teamwork. Another great thing is that even though the hamburger has a lot of possibilities, the pizza has more: Chocolate pizza, perfectly vegan pizza, pizzas with the edge filled with cheese, the possibilities are almost infinite. Also, Pizza holds one of the most polemical questions in the universe: with or without pineapple?

Now, we have only one tier more, what is the best food?  kebab? omelette? Any other food? What is the food that is best to eat when we want something quick? What is the perfect balance between Flavor, Health and Speed? the answer to all these questions is: 

IT'S THE APPLE, GO EAT HEALTHY KIDS, TRUST SPORTACUS 

SEEEEEEEE YA.

@Herakies

I will make more Tier lists about candy and drinks.