Watch In Awe As I Present A Mediocre Game Of Mine As Pretentiously As Possible

Hello, I'm a USCF national master and one of the very best players in the history of southwest Arcata.  Did I mention that I'm a national master?  I did?  Oh, OK.  Because I am. 

As you might imagine, in my storied chess career I've played quite a lot of brilliant games.  There was that time I sacrificed a queen against Charlie Burton (USCF 1463).  I also sacrificed an exchange once against Fred Hopkins (USCF 1211), though some still claim I didn't notice the rook was hanging.  Fools!  Anyhow, this next game is a positional masterpiece that I'm pretty sure you'll gain at least six hundred rating points by going though.