About Mittens (Her ranking, How to beat her, and just some random stuff)

Hi I am JJMarner and I will be sharing information about Mittens.

On January/1/2023 Chess.com came out with a new pack of chess bots to celebrate the New Year, So we now have "cats" litterly cats are now a chess bot, what the heck? 

The main chess "cat" is called Mitens (destroyer of chess players boards and brains) And even though Mittens seems easy from the title

She has a ranking of ELO 1, That is like rating of a rage quiting baby playing chess for the first time, but don't be fooled by her ranking. She is a extraordinary chess player, on my first time playing against her I lost the match and I almost lost my braincells. 

Now you may be thinking wait slow down JJMarner if her ELO ranking is 1, how is she so good at the game. Well the actual chess ranking for her is a fake one, as the user Six_Pack_Of_Flabs says her actual rating is 3500 (post shown below)

Now how do you actually beat this Monster of a chess bot/cat, well the answer is kind of strange, When you press choose on Mittens scroll down and choose the "Custom" play, then click on time and set it to 1 min, when you do this it sets a time of one minute to play the game, then you need to move as fast as possible, for some strange reason when I was testing my theory out it kept on instant moving for Mittens which is fully broken, but then when I ran out of time I saw this

 Meaning I must of lost because it was 0-1 for Mittens and she had the crown but when I went back later to try again (after crying in the corner for a couple hours) It showed the two crowns under Mittens meaing I must of actually somehow won! I again did this and it said "hehe looks like I won" from Mittens but the screen said I won and it actually said 1-0 with the point in my favour. 

Now I dont actually know if this will work for you so if it dosent please leave a comment down below telling me if it dosent work. I think it may be a bug because its only been under a month (from when I am writing this) that Mittens has existed. But mabye someone will debunk my theory, who knows.

Ok ok I understand you're a sore loser Mittens.

Now here are just a few Mittens memes to make you laugh ...

Mittens is just the same as Huple's cat (from catch-22) both are crazy!!

Well now you know how to maybe beat Mittens and her actual rating. Good luck in your fight against Mittens.

And keep on checkmating!