Ranking Every Spider-Man Movie
Hello Everyone and welcome back to my blog! THIS IS MY SEVENTH ONE! Wowowowowowowowowow! Ok anyways, today I will be ranking the Spider-Man movies so… HERE WE GO! ( The only Spider-Man movie I haven't seen is the Amazing Spider-Man 2 )
9. Spider-Man 3
The whole thing with Bully Maguire just... no.
*Clears Throat* Ya... that happened. Moving on:
8. Spider-Man ( 1 )
This movie is... *Clears Throat* ...ya. The ending is sad and stupid because he dumps MJ and the overall movie just isn't good. I know it's a classic like Mission Impossible, but uh... *Clears Throat*
7. Spider-Man No Way Home
Bro this movie was AWESOME until they had to RUIN IT with everyone forgetting who he was. Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
6. The Amazing Spider-Man
This movie was meh. Andrew Garfield did a great job as Spider-Man I just thought that it was kinda the same exact thing with the original film soooo... ya.
5. Spider-Man 2
Ok... so there are a lot of things wrong here... so first: Spider-Man one was #8 then the third one was #9 so uh... why is the SEQUEL better than the others and is at number 5? Almost all sequels are worse... I did a WHOLE OTHER BLOG on that. Go check it out! ( Me definitely not advertising... )
4. Spider-Man Across The Spider Verse
So I don't wanna spoil anything but uh... even though I put this one at number 5, compared to the first movie, this is just a big spit ball of trash. But if this was a stand alone movie, this might be like number 3! But maybe I'm being too harsh. We got something great out of this movie: Nah. Imma do my own thing.
3. Spider-Man Far From Home
This movie is just good clean fun. Unlike the other ones, Homecoming and Far From Home ( Not No Way Home ) have funny stuff in it because Tom Holland is like goated. He's a young, fun, Peter Parker and a GREAT Spider-Man. He is the best Spider-Man. Period. The end. No more questions.
2. Spider-Man Homecoming
In this movie we get introduced to Tom Holland as Spider-Man. Bruh. They should've cast him as Spider-Man from the beginning because this movie... is AWESOME.
1. SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDER VERSE
Number one best Spider-Man movie, Number one MOVIE IN THE WORLD. Yup. Uh huh. You read that right. Drop the mic.
