
Bluey- Chest: Episode Review
mUm! dAd! bINgO! bLUEY! wth... Todays episode is called: Chest.
Hello everyone and welcome to yet another blog, mate! *Crickets Crickets* Today I will be reviewing the new Bluey episode "Chest". I know what you're thinking: "@Jehtt are you 3 years old?" No, I'm not. I'm 2. hehe... The reason I watched a Bluey episode was because it was chess related. And everyone knows I'm a chess MASTER. *Looks at rating* So... here we go... *Clears throat* AAAAAA-
Ok so first off, this part isn't even chess related but the mom says "Don't you think chess is a little mature for Bluey?" and the dad says to Bluey: "Oh! How old are you?" And Bluey says "Don't you know how old you're own CHILD is?"
*VINE BOOM*
"I think so but just tell me." - Dad
"I'm 6!" - Bluey
"Oh wow you're STILL 6..." - Dad
...dang
OK MOVING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
*Bingo walks in* "Where's the dice?"
PLEASE STAND BY
"Who are the little bald guys?" - Bingo
"They're called PAWNS. They can move one square forward... well, sometimes two squares but only on the first turn. And they can take diagonally! See?" - Dad
*Crickets Crickets*
"This is Charleville and this is Bonnie BomBom!"
PLEASE STAND BY
*GASP*
"A horsie!" - Bingo
"I've got one too!" - Bluey
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!"
"That's called the knight." - Dad
"No it's a horsie!" - Bingo
"I thought you said that SMART people played chess." - Mom
*VINE BOOM*
"The king is the most important piece on the board" - Dad
Then the mom coughs and says:
"IS THAT RIGHT?"
( Not sexist at all )
*Dad takes piece*
"You're gonna pay for that young man." - Bluey
*VINE BOOM*
After this WHOLE episode you see that they did not make one mistake in setting up the board or moving any of the pieces, believe it or not.........................................
BONNIE BOMBO-