TOP 10 CHESS JOKES OF ALL TIME!!!!

10. What do chess players like to eat?

Chess-nuts.


9. What did the chess grandmaster do when the big tournament was stressing him out?

He took the knight off.


8. What did the Australian Chess player say about the mouldy bread?

Stalemate. 


7. What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess?

Check matey. 


6. I beat a chess grandmaster in only three moves.

Turns out he's awful at karate.


5. Why did the chess master throw up on the boat?

He got c6.


4. Which knight always gave up at chess?

Sir Render. 


3.Why does the Queen have more mobility in chess than the king?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor. 


2. How did the chess player make money during the match?

From a Discovered Check he found on the board.


1. Two guys are playing chess. 

One says to the other, "How about we make this more interesting?" 

So they stopped playing chess.