#1 Chess jokes
- Why did the chess player get tense in a restaurant? Because the waiter said, "Check."
- What did the chess grand master do when the big tournament was stressing him out? He took the knight off.
- What did the chess player say to the waiter? Check, please.
- What did the judge do to the guilty chess player? He threw the rook at him.
- How did the king lose his home? One of the horses took his castle.
- Why wouldn't the cowboy play chess? He was afraid he would lose his horse.
- Why did the chess player bring a pad of paper and pencils to the chess game? In case there was a draw.
- What is the most costly move in chess? The check.
- What do chess players like to eat? Chess-nuts.
