Caboose Quotes from RED VS BLUE
If you're a kid you shouldn't look at this.
Just sayin'
"I'm never gonna get married. My father always said: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Mr Church? Sir? Sorry about calling your girl a slut."
"That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you... a gay robot."
"Don't ever. Be. Alone."
"Dancing time!"
"Goodbye Major Cinnamin bun! I will always remember your buttery goodness!"
"Shiela! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!"
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!"
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part."
"I will eat your unhappiness!"
"What was it? A helicopter?"
"Look! A te-le-ma-scope!"
"That red guy has captured Tex! I am going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex! Then Church will forgive me for shooting him, and we can be friends."
"Tucker did it."
"[Donut] I think this is what they call the calm before the storm." "[Caboose] I call it naptime. Which is right before food-time! And then comes food-naptime! That is my favourite time of them all!"
"Sergeant! Look! A SLEEPING PERSON!!" "[Sarge] He's not sleepin son.. he's dead." "[Caboose] Phew... For a second, I thought that was me.. because I am blue.. and.. I like to sleep.. but if he is dead that cannot be me... that would be silly."
"Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime!.. but who has naptime now? Naptime comes BEFORE pants time. Not after. I think these people are just making up times!"
"Quiet Commander Pop'n'Fresh! I think they are talking about your gold and flaky crust!"
"You lied to me."
"I should have known. She didn't like me. Girls. Never. Like me." "[Tucker] Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you." "...I like me..."
"I try not to think while I'm sleeping."
*Funeral* "[church] Uh... shouldn't somebody say something?" "[caboose] Oh, wait I know how to do it.. Ahem.. Dearly beloved.. we are gathered here.. today, to witness the joining together.. of Tex and... Church.. in eternalness to kill! Sp.. speak now! Or forEVER rest in peace! For liberty... and justice! For all! The end."
"Hello! I am stupid private Tucker! I'm going to set off a big bomb now! And TOTALLY MESS THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE!*reads script* uh.. Turns Around. Hello Present, I am going to set off a bomb in you."
"Where is church? I can hear him! BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM!"
"You know how you possessed that red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own dead body!" "[church] Oh, I see. So then I'd be living inside my own dead body." "Yes!" "Unable to move. Just.. lying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity." "Yes!" "Okay Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that." "I think you are a mean ghost."
