The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 4

I would like to apologize for creating the username of *cough* TwinTower-911 *cough*. It was more of a shorthand for "LOOK AT THIS PERSON, HE'S THE TROLL IN THIS STORY!" but I've decided to remove the username from the story anyways. Have this fun plot twist instead (no, I'm not going to tell you, go read the story!)

This is a work of fiction. I do not promote or support any of the characters' harmful actions, words, and usernames. All occurrences of real Chess.com usernames are coincidental and used fictiously. I do not mean to insult people or call anyone out. If anyone has the same username as anyone in this series, I either created the character before the person joined or without knowledge of anyone on this site having the username.

This is for entertainment only.

With that out of the way, please enjoy the story!

Chapter 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-1

Chapter 2: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-2

Chapter 3: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-3

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Members of Bottom Gun

Owners

TomCruise_33 🇺🇸

TwinTower-911 🇺🇸

Super Admins

iHaveYourBankAccount 🇵🇸

NewYearNewDisaster 🇦🇫

SlytherinRules1942 🇬🇧

Admins

Cagnus_Marlsen 🇳🇴

LovingPuppy 🇮🇱

TheWriterOfDucks 🇺🇸

Coordinators

cats-are-awesome-1437 🇦🇺

dagger-one 🇯🇵

LaggyComputer 🇻🇪

I-own-a-million-clubs 🇺🇦

Members

I-am-a-GM-for-real 🇯🇵

chess123456789 🇺🇦

UnstoppableActor 🇷🇺

TheAuthorOfGeese 🇺🇸

DUCK 🇮🇷

lets_go_brandon_54 🇺🇸

RussianGoose22 🇷🇺

Nine-One-One 🇮🇶

Fireheart32 🇱🇻

GM_of_America 🇺🇸

M888_killer 🇨🇭

Kolinski_S1-6 🇵🇱

Bongcloud 🇮🇹

ChristmasBird 🇺🇸

Flammenwerfer 🇩🇪

FrostyFox62 🇱🇻

TomcatHornetFighter 🇺🇸

CheckersDavid-David 🇵🇦

Scorpion197 🇺🇸

procession123 🇨🇦

The_old_Josh 🇺🇸

Computer079 🇨🇦

Safe_Kevin 🇺🇸

I_Like_Top_Gun 🇺🇸

Members of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

Owner

Placeholder 🇺🇸

Super Admins

Kaleb341 🇨🇦

I_Like_Top_Gun 🇺🇸

Pfpsarelame 🇺🇸

TheHosterOfHH 🇺🇸

MrGrinch 🇦🇶

Coordinators

Simba 🇪🇬

aboatnamedNoah 🇬🇧

daisy987654321 🇰🇷

captain_high_five 🇨🇦

Members

RegularSkier1234 🇬🇧

A_Parrot_Named_Taco 🇬🇹

HappyCoffee02 🇨🇳

IAmGordanRamsayFr 🇺🇸

91829738263 🇺🇸

RooksAreSuperior 🇦🇿

O-O-O-O 🇺🇸

Hi 🇷🇺

POLITICSAREAMAZING 🇺🇸

Scorpion197 🇺🇸

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In the notes of Bottom Gun

I_Like_Top_Gun: Why are there two owners?

TomCruise_33: It's a glitch

I_Like_Top_Gun: That TwinTower guy is here 💀

TomCruise_33: Wdym?

I_Like_Top_Gun: He joined one of the clubs I'm in and immediately got banned for having an inappropriate username.

TomCruise_33: ...

iHaveYourBankAccount: Yeah...should'a thought of that...

Cagnus_Marlsen: What does keeping it from the public even do?

iHaveYourBankAccount: People: *are getting hacked in one specific club* Public: *hears about it and panics* Social Media Platforms and the Forums: *explode*

Cagnus_Marlsen: Oh right

Cagnus_Marlsen: But what if I want to be on the news?

TwinTower-911: What if you got hacked first? 😀

I_Like_Top_Gun: What happened?!

Cagnus_Marlsen: At least my username would be famous.

TwinTower-911: Good thing you have that mentality cause I'm already into your computer.

I_Like_Top_Gun: WHAT

Cagnus_Marlsen: Time for Operation "One Plus Two Equals Three" AKA Operation "1P2E3"

I_Like_Top_Gun: ANSWER ME NOW WHAT IS GOING ON?!

iHaveYourBankAccount: Wait, lemme go get some popcorn

TheAuthorOfGeese: I just got on and don't regret it.

The_old_Josh: Ah yes, more drama. Time to start recording.

Safe_Kevin: I have a suggestion. REPORT THE HACKER AND THEN GET OFF THE SITE.

I_Like_Top_Gun: I have a suggestion. TELL ME WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON

Cagnus_Marlsen: *opens can of beer*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *takes sip of beer*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *hands beer to I_Like_Top_Gun* Hold my beer.

Cagnus_Marlsen: *cracks knuckles*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *cracks back*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *cracks toes*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *brushes teeth*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *drinks orange juice and is unfazed*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *un-brushes teeth*

TomCruise_33: No spamming

Cagnus_Marlsen: *blasts the Ukrainian national anthem*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *realizes it's not America's*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *blasts the American national anthem*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *puts on sunglasses*

Cagnus_Marlsen: *takes off sunglasses because it's too hard to see the screen with them on*

Cagnus_Marlsen: Brb

10 minutes later

Cagnus_Marlsen: I was on a call with the president.

TwinTower-911: ...

TomCruise_33: No you weren't

Cagnus_Marlsen: *pulls up Google Doc*

Cagnus_Marlsen: TwinTower-911, look at my screen.

TwinTower-911: O_O

TwinTower-911: You're typing so fast-

Cagnus_Marlsen: Clickety Clackety TwinTower-911 is no longer on my computer

TwinTower-911: He legit just kicked me out of his computer...

Cagnus_Marlsen: Abracadabra TwinTower-911's account has been Avada Kedavra'd

TomCruise_33: Wait, he's actually banned-

iHaveYourBankAccount: WHAT

Cagnus_Marlsen: Hippity Hoppity Queen_of_Dogs has an account

Safe_Kevin: Are you secretly a mod?!

The_old_Josh: No way you just did that-

LovingPuppy: Maybe he's friends with a moderator.

TheWriterOfDucks: What if Cagnus is 911's alt and he's doing this to make us think we've won?

cats-are-awesome-1437: Wait, 911 still has Tom's account info...

dagger-one: Hi

I-am-a-GM-for-real: I've been offline for a bit why is everyone posting?

UnstoppableActor: How did you do that?

TheAuthorOfGeese: Wow

LaggyComputer: YYYYYYYYYYYY

LaggyComputer: OU

LaggyComputer: DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

LaggyComputer: TTTT!!!!!!!

lets_go_brandon_54: I've been watching this entire conversation and THAT WAS EPIC

Nine-One-One: Finally!

Fireheart32: Laggy's back!

chess123456789: I've just realized that when I told you guys my friend's house blew up, I forgot to mention it was his Minecraft house.

DUCK: There aren't gas leaks in Minecraft. And you literally said something about us thinking it was the war.

chess123456789: He's using a mod. And I was talking about the war that was happening on the server at the time.

DUCK: WELL HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS IN MINECRAFT?! YOU'VE LITERALLY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND PLAYING MINECRAFT UNTIL NOW

FrostyFox62: Guys, it's 1 in the morning why is my email getting bombarded?

I-own-a-million-clubs: Not the @everyone again 💀

CheckersDavid-David: Why are you getting emails for the notes?

NewYearNewDisaster: HE GOT BANNED AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

NewYearNewDisaster: RIP

SlytherinRules1942: Oh my-

I_Like_Top_Gun: O_O

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

Pfpsarelame: ????????????????????????????????

Pfpsarelame: Hello? Are you going to answer me?

SlytherinRules1942: Nvm, he just got banned.

Pfpsarelame: I'm done.

30 minutes later

In the notes of Bottom Gun

Cagnus_Marlsen: Top Gun, can I have my beer back, please?

I-own-a-million-clubs: He's offline.

Scorpion197: I think it's a "she".

SlytherinRules1942: It's been 30 minutes since 911 was banned and he's still not back!

TomCruise_33: I changed my password but IDK what to do about the desktop screenshots. Maybe Magnus can kick him off if needed.

Cagnus_Marlsen: I already took care of that.

TomCruise_33: Thank you?

Cagnus_Marlsen: There was a software update for your computer so I went ahead and installed that as well.

TomCruise_33: But I've been on my computer this whole time...

iHaveYourBankAccount: 💀

Cagnus_Marlsen: It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

TomCruise_33: Well at least try to explain it to me! I'm highly concerned that my computer was updated both without my knowledge and without restarting.

Cagnus_Marlsen: I'm just messing with you XD

TomCruise_33: Good 💀

TomCruise_33: So how did you even do that? You're not a mod or a staff member so it should be impossible for you to have banned him that way unless CC has undercover staff.

Cagnus_Marlsen: I'm just a good hacker.

Queen_of_Dogs: Hi, I just noticed I have my account back. Not sure what happened but I'm glad of it!

Cagnus_Marlsen: Oh, that reminds me. One sec

Queen_of_Dogs: What's going on?

TomCruise_33: It's a long story that I don't feel like explaining rn

Cagnus_Marlsen: Everyone who got hacked is now un-hacked.

TomCruise_33: Now that this madness is over, I'm gonna fix the staff. Thanks, Magnus.

119-rewoTniwT has joined the club. Say hi!

119-rewoTniwT: I'm back

Cagnus_Marlsen: 1) Your alt's name sucks; 2) You'll never defeat me; and 3) Bye bye

TomCruise_33: Okay, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

SlytherinRules1942: *Ghostbusters theme song starts playing*

TheAuthorOfGeese: It's June

In private chat between TomCruise_33 and SlytherinRules1942

TomCruise_33: Is the most powerful guy you were talking about Magnus or someone else?

SlytherinRules1942: Someone else.

SlytherinRules1942: Why?

TomCruise_33: Magnus scares me. We need your guy.

SlytherinRules1942: I forgot the code

TomCruise_33: Wdym?

SlytherinRules1942: The code for our organization.

TomCruise_33: ??????

SlytherinRules1942: You're getting read in to the organization. Do you promise to keep all of the information I give you a secret until you leave you leave the site?

TomCruise_33: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

SlytherinRules1942: I'll take that as a yes.

10 minutes later

TomCruise_33: So then just message him on Discord. Or the site. Or text him.

SlytherinRules1942: WAIT THAT'S THE CODE THANK YOU

In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild

SlytherinRules1942: ... --- / - .... . -. / .--- ..- ... - / -- . ... ... .- --. . / .... .. -- / --- -. / -.. .. ... -.-. --- .-. -.. .-.-.- / --- .-. / - .... . / ... .. - . .-.-.- / --- .-. / - . -..- - / .... .. -- .-.-.-

Placeholder: Baseball

SlytherinRules1942: Sorry about the stuff earlier. We mighta had fireflies come indoors.

Placeholder: It's fine, you're new.

Placeholder: Papyrus

Pfpsarelame: I'm so confused I'm just gonna go eat lunch 😭