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Try solving these few chess riddles and jokes and answer me wherever you want. Let's begin, then.

A king and a knight stand on the board. There’s only one way for the knight to move so the king is in check. Where are they?
How many legal knight moves are there from the center square d4 on an empty board?
What’s the maximum number of queens you can legally have on the board (including both players)?
Can you checkmate a king using only a knight and a bishop? If yes, how?
There are 8 pawns in a row. What’s the minimum number of moves to promote all to queens?
What is the only way a pawn can move and not be on the same color square it started on after the move?
You see a position with 4 queens on the board—2 white and 2 black. No pawns were promoted. How is it possible?
What’s the maximum number of consecutive checks one player can give in a game without checkmate?
Is it possible for white to checkmate black in two moves if black plays perfectly?
Name the chess position where neither side can win, and neither side is in check.
Can a king castle out of check?
What’s the only piece that can deliver checkmate without ever moving?
Can you have a legal position with six bishops on the board without promotion?
Is it possible for a pawn to promote and check the king in the same move?
If a knight is in the corner, how many legal moves does it have?
What is the “smothered mate”?
Can a player deliver checkmate with only pawns?
Is it possible for a game to end with 0 captures and 0 checks?
A pawn reaches the 8th rank. Can it stay a pawn?
You have a knight on b1. In how many moves can it reach d4? What’s the minimum?
Which two pieces can create a “battery”?
What’s the only piece that can never be adjacent to the opponent’s king legally?
Can a king stand on a square that was just checked the move before?
What’s the only time a pawn moves like a rook?
If a pawn moves diagonally without capturing, what move did it just perform? 

AND HERE ARE THE JOKES :

Why did the king go to the dentist?
Why don’t chess players ever get sunburnt?
Why did the knight get detention?
What do you call a rook on vacation?
Why did the bishop bring a GPS to the match?
Why was the queen always so dramatic?
Why did the pawn call HR?
What do chess players do when they’re bored at parties?
Why did the grandmaster carry an umbrella to the tournament?
Why did the pawn stay in school?
Why don’t chess players ever get lost?
Why did the knight refuse to ride the horse?
What’s a chessboard’s least favorite snack?
Why did the chess clock go to therapy?
Why was the rook grounded by its parents?
Why do bishops never gossip?
Why did the queen fire the king from the board?
What’s a knight’s favorite dance move?
Why don’t pawns trust each other?
Why did the king panic during speed chess?
Why did the tournament end in a food fight?
Why do chess players never share their pizza?
Why did the pawn write a resignation letter?
Why was the board arrested?
Why did the knight sneak out past curfew?