...Bean enters a museum, photographs the inside of a dustbin, covering the statue's penis to take a picture, and prises a sundial off its stand, so that he can place his camera on it, to get a photo of himself with a Queen's Guard. He dresses the guard up with flowers and other things, trims his moustache and hangs his Teddy off his bayonet. Just before he can take the photo, the charge is called and the guard walks away, Teddy and all, just before the camera snaps the photo...