the global chess union.

Join the global chess union. We are looking for creative members like you with original ideas. Our group is going to be unique and special because of how original we are. We won't play chess because that's too mainstream. Basically, if you hate those stupid conformists, join now. We're going to be the biggest and best groups on chess.com soon, so you better join quick otherwise you risk being called a poser. Our enterprising spirit, outstanding ideas, maverick attitude, and confidence will rocket us to the top! We're going to be the number one group and you're going to help! That's right, number one! We won't be content with number two, and we sure as hell ain't settling for number three! Hooray for the global chess union.