devexon_the_pro Jan 9, 2023If I paid you $1000, would you make me owner of UTT MGleason Jan 9, 2023Nope. devexon_the_pro Jan 9, 2023$1000000000000000 MGleason Jan 9, 2023You don't even have that much in Monopoly money. devexon_the_pro Jan 11, 2023ok, how about $200 billion dollars. MGleason Jan 11, 2023You're not Elon Musk. devexon_the_pro Jan 11, 2023I am Elon Musk. I am just disguised . devexon_the_pro Jan 12, 2023so is $200 billion enough to get owner of UTT MGleason May 15, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
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Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro May 15, 2023dev_the_pro wrote:so is $200 billion enough to get owner of UTT? MGleason May 15, 2023Real Elon Musk doesn't have 200 billion to throw around right now after spending a big chunk buying Twitter. devexon_the_pro May 18, 2023ok how about $50 billion
MGleason May 19, 2023You don't have that. devexon_the_pro May 19, 2023I do because I stole it from elon musk MGleason May 19, 2023Ah, well I don't want to be given stolen money. devexon_the_pro May 20, 2023I'm sorry, what i meant to say was that elon musk was feeling nice and gave me $50 Billion MGleason May 20, 2023He's giving that kind of money away and it didn't make the news? devexon_the_pro May 20, 2023 devexon_the_pro May 20, 2023I don't know what ur talking about, its on the news and everyone but you heard it MGleason May 21, 2023Yeah, but the news also said that you spent it all on a huge collection of sports cars that immediately got hit by a tornado. devexon_the_pro May 21, 2023where does it say that devexon_the_pro May 21, 2023dev_the_pro wrote: show me smth like this MGleason May 21, 2023This is what it looked like:
MGleason May 22, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, May 23rd. We will start at 3:30 PM Pacific time, 22:30 UTC (the late time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230523T2230&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance is not p...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro May 26, 2023MGleason wrote:This is what it looked like:
but where is the breaking news caption or anything like that
MGleason May 27, 2023I didn't get a screenshot in time and now it's gone. devexon_the_pro May 27, 2023MGleason wrote:I didn't get a screenshot in time and now it's gone.i see. Well the news also said that Elon Musk gave me another $50 billion after my sports cars got destroyed MGleason May 27, 2023I don't believe it. He spent too much money buying Twitter. devexon_the_pro May 29, 2023Well, he also sold twitter to me and I bought it MGleason May 29, 2023With what? MGleason May 29, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, Tuesday, May 30th. We will start at 8:00 AM Pacific time, 15:00 UTC (the early time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230530T15&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance ...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro May 29, 2023MGleason wrote:With what?Your mice. I stole your mice, and paid it to elon musk. Then he sold all of ur mice and got $500 billion. MGleason May 29, 2023I don't have mice. I herd cats. devexon_the_pro Jun 1, 2023You don't have it anymore. You used to, but I stole it, which is why you don't have it anymore. MGleason Jun 1, 2023I still have it: devexon_the_pro Jun 3, 20231 mice? You had like 100,000,000 before I stole most of them. MGleason Jun 3, 2023Actually, I had a pretty major mouse infestation, and I wondered why the problem went away. MGleason Jun 5, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, June 6th. We will start at 3:30 PM Pacific time, 22:30 UTC (the late time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230606T2230&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance is not p...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jun 5, 2023MGleason wrote:Actually, I had a pretty major mouse infestation, and I wondered why the problem went away.ok is the $500 billion i have enough for ownership of UTT
MGleason Jun 5, 2023You don't have $500 billion. devexon_the_pro Jun 6, 2023dev_the_pro wrote:MGleason wrote:With what?Your mice. I stole your mice, and paid it to elon musk. Then he sold all of ur mice and got $500 billion.oh yeah I forgot to tell you he gave me $500 billion after this MGleason Jun 6, 2023Nobody would buy that mouse infestation for $500 billion. MGleason Jun 9, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Saturday Tournament Reminder
It's time for our June Saturday event! It starts tomorrow, Saturday 10th at 21:00 UTC. Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230610T21&p1=1440 This will be an ten-round event. The time control will be three minutes plus one second of increment. The use of computer assistance is not permitted. Games will be monitored ...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jun 10, 2023MGleason wrote:Nobody would buy that mouse infestation for $500 billion.My grandma bought it MGleason Jun 10, 2023Just as much as I buy your story about it. devexon_the_pro Jun 11, 2023wdym MGleason Jun 11, 2023I don't buy your story - i.e. I don't believe it. devexon_the_pro Jun 11, 2023I have $500 billion. I pay you $300 billion and you give me ownership of UTT MGleason Jun 12, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, Tuesday, June 13th. We will start at 8:00 AM Pacific time, 15:00 UTC (the early time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230613T15&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here MGleason Jun 12, 2023Nobody has $500 billion. devexon_the_pro Jun 14, 2023MGleason wrote:Nobody has $500 billion.I do. Did you already forget? MGleason Jun 14, 2023Yeah, and I don't believe you. devexon_the_pro Jun 16, 2023I have it, whether you believe it or not MGleason Jun 16, 2023Yes, well I have a couple trillion so I don't need it. devexon_the_pro Jun 18, 2023It rained money in my city and now I have a quintillion dollars. If I gave you a quadrillion would you give me ownership of UTT MGleason Jun 18, 2023I was visiting your city at the time. I have two quintillion. devexon_the_pro Jun 19, 2023I just got a decillion dollars. Inflation went so bad that you need a sextillion dollars to buy a loaf of bread. devexon_the_pro Jun 19, 2023and selling stuff is now illegal for some reason devexon_the_pro Jun 19, 2023Idk this inflation happened overnight MGleason Jun 19, 2023Seems like it hasn't affected my city yet. devexon_the_pro Jun 19, 2023what are you talking about? The whole world is affected by it. your 2 quintillion dollars is nothing now, since you need a sextillion to buy a loaf of bread. MGleason Jun 19, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, June 20th. We will start at 3:30 PM Pacific time, 22:30 UTC (the late time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230620T2230&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance is not ...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here MGleason Jun 20, 2023Prices here in my city haven't changed yet. devexon_the_pro Jun 20, 2023MGleason wrote:Prices here in my city haven't changed yet.probably becuase you haven't tried to buy anything. a loaf of bread everyone is 1 sextillion dollars, and your 2 quintillion is worthless now. I could give you a septillion dollars but give me ownership of UTT first. MGleason Jun 20, 2023I just filled my car for $69.52. devexon_the_pro Jun 20, 2023MGleason wrote:I just filled my car for $69.52.bro's getting scammed. They filled your car with urine, not petrolium. It looks like petrolim, but no, its not devexon_the_pro Jun 21, 2023It's a common scam scammers use now MGleason Jun 21, 2023Well, since my car is running just fine... it's doing the trick. devexon_the_pro Jun 22, 2023MGleason wrote:Well, since my car is running just fine... it's doing the trick.After 3 days, the urine will explode your car and burn your house and cause a wildfire so big it burns your quintillion dollars devexon_the_pro Jun 22, 2023oh yeah I forgot to tell you, global warming. The temperature outside is 40 degrees celsius in the middle of the night, and it's everywhere on earth. So the fire will spread more rapidly. The world is actually in chaos, the average high temperature globally is 54 degrees, and the lowest temperature measured in the world in these last 3 days is 39 degrees celsius. MGleason Jun 22, 2023I'll wait to see if that fire happens, but if it does, I don't think anyone will care about Untitled Tuesday ownership. devexon_the_pro Jun 23, 2023MGleason wrote:I'll wait to see if that fire happens, but if it does, I don't think anyone will care about Untitled Tuesday ownership.and why is that devexon_the_pro Jun 23, 2023dev_the_pro wrote:oh yeah I forgot to tell you, global warming. The temperature outside is 40 degrees celsius in the middle of the night, and it's everywhere on earth. So the fire will spread more rapidly. The world is actually in chaos, the average high temperature globally is 54 degrees, and the lowest temperature measured in the world in these last 3 days is 39 degrees celsius.It's day time, and the average temperature globally is 52 celsius. The lowest temp right now is 44 celsius. devexon_the_pro Jun 23, 2023and it's also very windy. Average wind speed rn is 34 mph and the lowest wind speed rn is 18 mph. Heat + Wind = fire spreads MGleason Jun 23, 2023If the entire world is on fire, nobody will be playing online chess. devexon_the_pro Jun 24, 2023MGleason wrote:If the entire world is on fire, nobody will be playing online chess.except for the cameraman devexon_the_pro Jun 24, 2023They said on the news that your house got completely destroyed by the fire that started from your car. the fire burned all your money as well meaning you are now broke. Want 10 quntillion dollars? give me ownership of UTT. MGleason Jun 24, 2023Actually, the fire spread to your city and burned all your money too. devexon_the_pro Jun 24, 2023MGleason wrote:Actually, the fire spread to your city and burned all your money too.Well, immediately after that, Mr Beast visited my city and gave me 2 million dollars. Inflation actually isn't that bad, just $10,000 for a loaf of bread. devexon_the_pro Jun 25, 2023however, the news said that the city you live in is still burning MGleason Jun 25, 2023If you've got 2 million and a loaf of bread is $10,000, you're going to run out of money pretty quickly. MGleason Jun 26, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next event is tomorrow, Tuesday, June 27th. We will start at 8:00 AM Pacific time, 15:00 UTC (the early time). Time zone converter: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230627T15&p1=1440 This will be a ten round event. The time control will be three minutes with one second of increment. The use of computer assistance...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jun 26, 2023MGleason wrote:If you've got 2 million and a loaf of bread is $10,000, you're going to run out of money pretty quickly.nah I only spent $200,000 I still have 1.8 million MGleason Jun 26, 2023Yeah, but the fire got another 1.5 million today. devexon_the_pro Jun 27, 2023Oh no i only have 300,000 dollars now. Anyway I heard on the news that it was raining everywhere and the fire stopped. MGleason Jul 3, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder And Major Announcement
Major announcement I have an offer from staff to move into their new Community club (https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-community) and make Untitled Tuesday part of the regular rotation of community events. They believe we could significantly increase participation if we do this, and they would help to promote it. We would run it at the same time as Titled Tuesday, with both an early event...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 4, 2023I'm so lucky. I spent my last $300k on a lottery, and I won $50,000,000 dollars. I give u a million dollars and u give me UTT ownership. MGleason Jul 4, 2023Unfortunately the rain caused some major flooding and the data center storing all the records for the lottery got destroyed. So they don't have any record of your win. devexon_the_pro Jul 5, 2023That happened after I got the money. I still have the money MGleason Jul 5, 2023Unfortunately your bank was also affected by the flooding and lost everything. FDIC insurance only covers $250,000. devexon_the_pro Jul 6, 2023I did not put my money in the bank. It was with me all the time. MGleason Jul 6, 2023Unfortunately you also got caught in the flooding and most of it was washed away. It's now spread all over the countryside and covered in mud. devexon_the_pro Jul 7, 2023MGleason wrote:Unfortunately you also got caught in the flooding and most of it was washed away. It's now spread all over the countryside and covered in mud.Thankfully after 2 whole days of searching I found my $50 million scattered everywhere. I converted everything into a debit card so I don't have to deal with searching for cash again. MGleason Jul 7, 2023Unfortunately someone broke into your house last night and stole the debit card while you were asleep. He has no idea it's got $50 million on it, though. devexon_the_pro Jul 7, 2023The guy who broke into my house was so dumb that he thought that it was a useless card and returned it back to my house. MGleason Jul 8, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Saturday Tournament Reminder
Apologies for the late reminder - I misremembered the date and thought it was next week. Also, once we move to the Community club, we will be dropping the Saturday tournament, since we will then be part of a rotation of community events that will include their Bullet Brawl tournament that falls on a Saturday. It's time for our June Saturday event! It starts tomorrow, Saturday 10th at 21:00 U...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 8, 2023dev_the_pro wrote:The guy who broke into my house was so dumb that he thought that it was a useless card and returned it back to my house. I give u a million and you give me ownership of Unitled Tuesday MGleason Jul 8, 2023Actually, when he was on his way back to your house he got robbed by someone else. devexon_the_pro Jul 9, 2023MGleason wrote:Actually, when he was on his way back to your house he got robbed by someone else.I saw that and I shot that robber as soon as he ran away and I took the 50 million devexon_the_pro Jul 9, 2023The news also said that every robber has been arrested devexon_the_pro Jul 9, 2023that includes that dumb guy who robbed my house MGleason Jul 9, 2023But then you got arrested for shooting the robber as he was running away, because he wasn't presenting a threat to you any more, and the police confiscated the $50 million. MGleason Jul 10, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Major announcement I have an offer from staff to move into their new Community club (https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-community) and make Untitled Tuesday part of the regular rotation of community events. They believe we could significantly increase participation if we do this, and they would help to promote it. We would run it at the same time as Titled Tuesday, with both an early event...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 10, 2023MGleason wrote:But then you got arrested for shooting the robber as he was running away, because he wasn't presenting a threat to you any more, and the police confiscated the $50 million.Mr Beast bailed me out of jail and then proceeded to spend $1,000 on a lottery for me. I won that lottery, and the grand prize was $1,000,000,000 MGleason Jul 10, 2023There was another massive flood and the lottery records were destroyed again. devexon_the_pro Jul 10, 2023MGleason wrote:There was another massive flood and the lottery records were destroyed again.and I still have the money. MGleason Jul 11, 2023The money was washed away in the flood too and is scattered all over the countryside and buried in mud. devexon_the_pro Jul 12, 2023MGleason wrote:The money was washed away in the flood too and is scattered all over the countryside and buried in mud.My money remains in my purse. I checked it and it was still 50 million dollars. However, the news said it was your money that was washed away. MGleason Jul 12, 2023Your purse got washed away too. This happened after you checked it. devexon_the_pro Jul 12, 2023Thankfully I was able to find it and it has all the money. However your money was washed away into a volcano and it burned. I saw that on the news this morning MGleason Jul 13, 2023Actually that was just my Monopoly money.
Someone broke into your house and stole your money again, and when he was running away he fell into a volcano. devexon_the_pro Jul 14, 2023Unfortunately he thought it was my house he broke into, but in reality, it was your house he broke into. He stole your money and fell into a volcano while running away. MGleason Jul 14, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday is Moving!
Yes, we're moving! We'll be going to the new Chess.com Community club (https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-community) and becoming part of the regular rotation of community events. This will result in promotion by chess.com, which should result in a greater level of participation. It should also result in more help with fair play issues. See the official announcement in the community club ...
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here MGleason Jul 15, 2023Actually, that was my replacement Monopoly money that he stole.
And... I think the Untitled Tuesday club just went down in value. devexon_the_pro Jul 15, 2023bruh was I the reason you moved it devexon_the_pro Jul 15, 2023ok anyone idc I still want ownership of UTT devexon_the_pro Jul 15, 2023Unfortunately he was carrying 200 megatons of tnt just before he fell into the volcano and it exploded. That caused a fire in your town and it burned down your house and it burned all your real money. You are now homeless without money. Thankfully, firefighters were able to put the fire down just before it touched my house so I'm safe. MGleason Jul 16, 2023No, I'm actually sitting in my house and it's not on fire. My house is fine. That was your house that got burned. MGleason Jul 17, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next events are tomorrow, Tuesday, July 11th. They will start at 8:00 AM Pacific Time, 15:00 UTC and 2:00 PM Pacific time, 21:00 UTC. Time zone converter links: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230718T15&p1=1440 and https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230718T21&am.
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 17, 2023MGleason wrote:No, I'm actually sitting in my house and it's not on fire. My house is fine. That was your house that got burned.actually the money that was burned was my counterfeit money. Some rich billionare visited me and gave me $1 billion and I bought a mansion. I'm all good now. Also, while you were sleeping, someone stole your purse and there was $50 million in your purse. the money that was left at your home was your monopoly money meaning you are broke. devexon_the_pro Jul 17, 2023also the mansion I bought is fireproof and explosionproof MGleason Jul 17, 2023Actually, you just got arrested for having counterfeit money. And while that happened, your mansion got flooded.
Also, that was more monopoly money that got stolen while I was asleep. devexon_the_pro Jul 18, 2023MGleason wrote:Actually, you just got arrested for having counterfeit money. And while that happened, your mansion got flooded.
Also, that was more monopoly money that got stolen while I was asleep.Since the police realized I never spent the counterfeit money, I was released from prison. Also, like I said, my mansion can't be destroyed, so it was able to destroy the flood. Also the guy who robbed your house faked evidence to make it seem like you stole from the robber, and the police arrested you for that. MGleason Jul 18, 2023You didn't say that your house couldn't be destroyed, just that it was fireproof and explosion proof. Water is neither fire nor explosion.
The police saw through the fake evidence and let me go. devexon_the_pro Jul 19, 2023Well I just said so. Also unfortunately while you were in jail the same robber stole all your real money. devexon_the_pro Jul 19, 2023he also burned all your real money MGleason Jul 19, 2023Actually that wasn't a robber. It was my friend. He pretended to steal and burn money to trick the real robber into thinking all the money was gone. But that was just more monopoly money. devexon_the_pro Jul 20, 2023Unfortunately your friend was caught by the robber. He shot your friend and killed him, and then he came to your house and stole all your real money. devexon_the_pro Jul 20, 2023He also burned it too devexon_the_pro Jul 20, 2023He also faked evidence to make it seem like you killed your friend and burned his money, and the police arrested you for that again MGleason Jul 20, 2023Actually, that wasn't my friend that got shot. My friend is a really clever engineer, and he made a robot that looks like himself, and that's what got shot. My friend came out and proved that he was still alive, so the police released me. The robber doesn't know this, though.
And the money that he stole - that was more monopoly money. The real money isn't in my house. It's actually invested in NVIDIA stock. devexon_the_pro Jul 21, 2023I saw on the news that nvdia stocks have crashed so bad that 2 sextillion dollars is 1 nvdia dollar. Also, your friend‘s robot making machine was destroyed by a different very smart robber. After he destroyed that, he went on to kill every copy of your friend, and then he killed your friend. devexon_the_pro Jul 21, 2023also its actually 2 sextillion nvdia dollars is 1 us dollar
devexon_the_pro Jul 21, 2023alos its NVIDIA stocks I saw on the news devexon_the_pro Jul 21, 2023also unfortunately while he seemed alive, the police also saw the body as brutaly injured, and they thought that you were the one who did that and burned his money, so they sent you back to jail. MGleason Jul 22, 2023I'm not sure which news you're looking at. NVIDIA stock is up almost 300% this year.
My friend showed the police that it was just a robot that got shot, and so I got let out of jail. devexon_the_pro Jul 23, 2023MGleason wrote:I'm not sure which news you're looking at. NVIDIA stock is up almost 300% this year.
My friend showed the police that it was just a robot that got shot, and so I got let out of jail.unfortunately someone scammed you and you lost all your money you invested. Also, the scammer faked evidence to make it look like you killed his friend, and the police arrested you again. MGleason Jul 23, 2023Nope, I have training at work to help me avoid falling for scams. This one was pretty obvious and I didn't reply to that email. My money is still safely invested in NVIDIA stock in my brokerage account.
And the police figured out what the scammer did and arrested him and his friend for faking the evidence. MGleason Jul 25, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
Here we go again! Our next events are today, Tuesday, July 18th. They will start at 8:00 AM Pacific Time, 15:00 UTC and 2:00 PM Pacific time, 21:00 UTC. Time zone converter links: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230725T15&p1=1440 and https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Untitled+Tuesday&iso=20230725T21&p.
Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 26, 2023MGleason wrote:Nope, I have training at work to help me avoid falling for scams. This one was pretty obvious and I didn't reply to that email. My money is still safely invested in NVIDIA stock in my brokerage account.
And the police figured out what the scammer did and arrested him and his friend for faking the evidence.unfortunately the scammer was a very rich man from scamming thousands of people. A day before his arrest he gave all his money to a different friend, and that friend bailed him out of jail with that money. Also he was able to get hold of everyone's NVDIA stock somehow, and he burned all the money, meaning anyone who invested in NVDIA is now broke. Not only that, but he faked evidence to make it seem like you were the one who made thousands of people broke, and police arrested you for that. MGleason Jul 26, 2023The police found out that the scammer gave his money to his friend and the friend used it to bail him out of jail and arrested the friend too.
Also, the NVIDIA stock is still in my brokerage account. He can't hack the whole global financial system like that. devexon_the_pro Jul 27, 2023MGleason wrote:The police found out that the scammer gave his money to his friend and the friend used it to bail him out of jail and arrested the friend too.
Also, the NVIDIA stock is still in my brokerage account. He can't hack the whole global financial system like that.Unfortunately the scammer was a smart man so he made a clone of the friend that bailed him out of jail and the police arrested the clone instead of the real friend. Also, he burned the bank where you put the stocks in and he faked evidence to make it seem like you were the one who burned the bank, and the police arrested you for that. MGleason Jul 27, 2023The bank vault was fireproof, so I'm fine there. And since I could prove I was in another city at the time, the police let me go. devexon_the_pro Jul 28, 2023MGleason wrote:The bank vault was fireproof, so I'm fine there. And since I could prove I was in another city at the time, the police let me go.Unfortunately the scammer was so smart that he was able to mind control you, and he controlled you to make all your money explosive, and then he controlled you to take all your money and throw it at someone else, exploding them to death. After that, a witness called the police and they arrested you for that. MGleason Jul 28, 2023Nope, I was wearing my tin foil hat, so I was protected from his attempt at mind control. But he mind controlled you into thinking that he did all of that. devexon_the_pro Jul 30, 2023MGleason wrote:Nope, I was wearing my tin foil hat, so I was protected from his attempt at mind control. But he mind controlled you into thinking that he did all of that.unfortunately some person stole your tinfoil hat and put it on me just before the mind control happened, so I was safe from it. devexon_the_pro Jul 30, 2023but you weren't and now you are in jail broke MGleason Jul 30, 2023Actually the hat that was stolen wasn't real tin foil, it was just plastic with a bit of paint on. So the mind control on you still worked, which is why you think it worked on me and that I'm in jail. MGleason Jul 31, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
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Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here devexon_the_pro Jul 31, 2023MGleason wrote:Actually the hat that was stolen wasn't real tin foil, it was just plastic with a bit of paint on. So the mind control on you still worked, which is why you think it worked on me and that I'm in jail. Actually the mind control worked so well that you think its like that but no, your real tinfoil hat got stolen. MGleason Jul 31, 2023LOL. I guess we're at an impasse now. I think the mind control worked on you and not me, and you think it worked on me and not you. devexon_the_pro Aug 1, 2023But I wanted to keep going devexon_the_pro Aug 1, 2023anyway, some time traveler visited me and gave me $2 Trillion. The time traveler was a trillionare. I'll give u $1 trillion and u give me UTT ownership devexon_the_pro Aug 1, 2023also the police found the mind control device and destroyed it, so no I was not mind controlled MGleason Aug 2, 2023The time traveller came from a time when the dollar has had a ton of inflation and $1 trillion isn't even enough to buy a loaf of bread. But even worse than that, the date on it is many years in the future, so it's not yet legal currency. In fact, the police thought it was forged currency and arrested you for that. devexon_the_pro Aug 2, 2023The time traveler also came to the time when the police officer was a baby. Then, he killed that baby. MGleason Aug 4, 2023A couple years ago the police officer arrested someone who was trying to kill you. The time traveller going back in time to kill the police officer as a baby has significant consequences for you. devexon_the_pro Aug 6, 2023Unfortunately the police thought that man was going to kill me, but no. He gave me $10,000,000. I give you $1,000,00 and you give me ownership of UTT MGleason Aug 7, 2023Untitled Tuesday has an Announcement:Untitled Tuesday Reminder
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Read MoreTo stop receiving messages from this club, you can adjust your notification settings here MGleason Aug 8, 2023That $10,000,000 was counterfeit money. I turned it in to the police and they arrested you. devexon_the_pro Aug 8, 2023MGleason wrote:That $10,000,000 was counterfeit money. I turned it in to the police and they arrested you.unfortunately the police was not smart enough to figure out that it was counterfeit money. the police officer thought you stole from me and arrested you, and then he returned the $10,000,000 to me. Somehow the money he returned to me was real and not counterfeit. MGleason Aug 9, 2023I never had $10,000,000; you only gave me $1,000,000. The $10,000,000 was something they had just confiscated from a bank robber, which is why it was real, and it was given to you by accident. The police figured out what happened, let me go, took the $10,000,000 from the bank robber away from you, and arrested you again for all the counterfeit money. devexon_the_pro Aug 10, 2023MGleason wrote:I never had $10,000,000; you only gave me $1,000,000. The $10,000,000 was something they had just confiscated from a bank robber, which is why it was real, and it was given to you by accident. The police figured out what happened, let me go, took the $10,000,000 from the bank robber away from you, and arrested you again for all the counterfeit money.the police officer thought you stole $10,000,000 and arrested you and you are in jail. They are torturing you so badly that you are having hallucinations like this. Meanwhile, I'm chilling in my golden mansion with the $10,000,000. MGleason Aug 10, 2023The police got arrested for torturing me and I got released. Meanwhile the heat went out in your golden mansion because you were chilling so much, and it cost $9,500,000 to repair. devexon_the_pro Aug 11, 2023MGleason wrote:The police got arrested for torturing me and I got released. Meanwhile the heat went out in your golden mansion because you were chilling so much, and it cost $9,500,000 to repair.meh I don't want to repair it, I enjoy chilling. Also some kidnappers kidnapped you and you are at their house. The kidnappers stole all your real money, and killed your best friend right in front of you. You are now broke and very sad. devexon_the_pro Aug 11, 2023Furthermore, they faked evidence to make it seem like you killed your best friend and the police once again arrested you. MGleason Aug 11, 2023Actually, my friend is really good at making robots, and that was just a robot that looked like him. So my best friend is still alive and unhurt, and the kidnappers got arrested for kidnapping me and the police got my money back for me. devexon_the_pro Aug 12, 2023Unfortunately the robot looked like him so much that the police thought that your friend is actually dead, regardless of if he is in his best state possible. Also, the kidnappers have a really good lawyer, and they got the kidnappers out of jail. And the money that the police got back to you was counterfeit because the kidnappers switched the money they stole with some counterfeit money just before their arrest. MGleason Aug 13, 2023Yeah, but my friend came out of where he was hiding and proved that he was alive and that the robot was just a robot.
Also, I noticed that the money was counterfeit and reported it to the police, and they went and found the real money. devexon_the_pro Aug 14, 2023MGleason wrote:Yeah, but my friend came out of where he was hiding and proved that he was alive and that the robot was just a robot.
Also, I noticed that the money was counterfeit and reported it to the police, and they went and found the real money.The police thought your friend was someone who looks like your friend and not actually him. Also, the police were stupid enough to give you monopoly money instead of real money. MGleason Aug 16, 2023Fortunately my friend had photo ID to prove that he was really himself.
Also, I sent back the monopoly money and they got the real money back. devexon_the_pro Aug 18, 2023MGleason wrote:Fortunately my friend had photo ID to prove that he was really himself.
Also, I sent back the monopoly money and they got the real money back.unfortunately the photo id your friend had was fake. And the real money they got back was actually counterfeit money. The police then noticed that your friend faked his id, and you have counterfeit money, and arrested both you and your friend MGleason Aug 18, 2023My friend discovered that someone had stolen his real ID and swapped in a fake one. He pointed this out to the police and they found the thief and got his real ID back.
I pointed out to the police that the counterfeit money I had was what they gave me, and they let me go and then found the real money - and this time it was real. devexon_the_pro Aug 20, 2023MGleason wrote:My friend discovered that someone had stolen his real ID and swapped in a fake one. He pointed this out to the police and they found the thief and got his real ID back.
I pointed out to the police that the counterfeit money I had was what they gave me, and they let me go and then found the real money - and this time it was real.unf after u got out of jail your friend took off his mask and said that he was actually a professional thief disguised as your friend. Then, he stole your real money, and burned the money and id. devexon_the_pro Aug 20, 2023then when the police came to arrest the thief, it was too late cuz the theif already disguised himself as your friend. The police than let him go. MGleason Aug 21, 2023Fortunately I'd already hidden my money where he couldn't find it, so all he got was more monopoly money. When he discovered that, he went and stole your money. devexon_the_pro Aug 23, 2023fortunately the money he stole was actually a 5 year old drawing of money and not actual money. Furthermore, he faked evidence to make it seem like you stole all his money and burned his house, and the police arrested u for that. MGleason Aug 24, 2023I was able to prove to the police that I was actually in a different city at the time, so they released me and arrested him for faking the evidence. devexon_the_pro Aug 25, 2023MGleason wrote:I was able to prove to the police that I was actually in a different city at the time, so they released me and arrested him for faking the evidence.unfortunately by the time the police came to him he already disguised himself as your friend. He said that you were trying to kill him and the police believed him and arrested you. MGleason Aug 26, 2023I pointed out the problems with his disguise and so the police saw through it and let me go and arrested him for trying to get innocent people in trouble. devexon_the_pro Aug 26, 2023MGleason wrote:I pointed out the problems with his disguise and so the police saw through it and let me go and arrested him for trying to get innocent people in trouble.unforunately the man was actually a master at getting out of prison. he was able to pick the lock, and escape without a trace. Then he went on the loose, kidnapped you, and now demands that you make me owner of UTT, or he kills you. devexon_the_pro Aug 27, 2023oh yeah he took you to germany, where escaping prison is legal MGleason Aug 27, 2023Fortunately I was able to get away from him and get back home. But I tricked him into thinking that I'm still in Germany. devexon_the_pro Aug 28, 2023Unfortunately he was also able to control the weather at your house, and he made the strongest hurricane ever to hit your house devexon_the_pro Aug 28, 2023The hurricane destroyed your house and left you severly injured. Then, a doctor came and said he will only help you if you give me ownership of UTT MGleason Aug 29, 2023Fortunately I found another doctor and he was much more reasonable. devexon_the_pro Aug 30, 2023unf that doctor was a serial killer disguised as a doctor. As he was performing surgery to you, he cut one of your blood veins. When you noticed the internal bleeding, he said that he will fix it only if you give me ownership of UTT. MGleason Aug 30, 2023Fortunately another doctor was there and hit him over the head and knocked him out and patched me up, and the police came and arrested the bad doctor. I'm fully recovered now. devexon_the_pro Aug 31, 2023MGleason wrote:Fortunately another doctor was there and hit him over the head and knocked him out and patched me up, and the police came and arrested the bad doctor. I'm fully recovered now.Unfortunately that never happened and it was just a dream. Now, will u give me ownership of utt? devexon_the_pro Aug 31, 2023you realized it wasn't a dream when after that you woke up from fainting from blood loss devexon_the_pro Aug 31, 2023*was a dream
MGleason Aug 31, 2023Fortunately, the whole thing, including the doctor cutting one of my veins, was also a dream. devexon_the_pro Aug 31, 2023MGleason wrote:Fortunately, the whole thing, including the doctor cutting one of my veins, was also a dream.unfortunately after you recovered the police recieved a fake report that you were trying to kill the doctor. the police arrested you, and you still haven't answered my question. devexon_the_pro Aug 31, 2023devexon_the_pro wrote:MGleason wrote:Fortunately another doctor was there and hit him over the head and knocked him out and patched me up, and the police came and arrested the bad doctor. I'm fully recovered now.Unfortunately that never happened and it was just a dream. Now, will u give me ownership of utt?this is my question MGleason Sep 2, 2023Fortunately the police discovered there was no evidence to support the report, so they released me.
And no. devexon_the_pro Sep 2, 2023MGleason wrote:Fortunately the police discovered there was no evidence to support the report, so they released me.
And no.wow ur so stubborn. Also the police recieved faked evidence just as they released you, and then they believed it and arrested u again. MGleason Sep 2, 2023I pointed out that the evidence was fake, so they released me. And this time they figured out that you were the one faking the evidence all along, so they arrested you. devexon_the_pro Sep 3, 2023Fortunately, I was able to get pics of this convo that show your stubborn and bad attitude. I showed it to the police, and then they thought that you were trying to get me in jail for no reason, so you got arrested devexon_the_pro Sep 3, 2023also i was able to convince the police to make a law saying that anyone who has the username "devexon_the_pro" on chess.com can never get arrested, and if he asks anyone for money, it is illegal for the person who he asked to not give him money, and they can be arrested for 26 years. MGleason Sep 3, 2023Fortunately the police don't have the authority to make laws; they can only enforce them, and Congress considered your proposed laws to be completely ridiculous and laughed it off.
Also, the police let me go because reading the whole conversation showed that I wasn't actually the problem. devexon_the_pro Sep 4, 2023unf i actually faked the evidence to make it look like you were trying to kidnap my kids, and the police believed that and they arrested you. Also, yes they are laws, now give me ownership of UTT devexon_the_pro Sep 4, 2023Also I became the prime minister of the UK and I made a rule saying that If I ask for anything, it is illegal to refuse anything. Additionally, I made a rule saying that saying the word "no" is illegal for anyone except me, and anyone who says no gets the death penalty. devexon_the_pro Sep 4, 2023I also made it illegal to escape UK, and I closed every airport in that country and there is military guards who will shoot you if you try to sail away or swim away from the UK. Also I gave northern Ireland to ireland, but before i did that, i brought every northern ireland to great britain devexon_the_pro Sep 4, 2023also any british person who wasn't in the UK was transported back to the UK MGleason Sep 4, 2023Fortunately I don't live in the UK any more and I was American before I was British, so your laws don't apply to me. Also, the UK doesn't have the death penalty, and even if it did, in my will I give ownership of UTT to Bill Gates.
Also, since the Tory Party in the UK can't seem to keep any Prime Minister in power for more than a few months, you got voted out pretty quickly and all the laws you passed got overturned.
Also, I showed the police that the evidence was faked and they arrested you. devexon_the_pro Sep 5, 2023MGleason wrote:Fortunately I don't live in the UK any more and I was American before I was British, so your laws don't apply to me. Also, the UK doesn't have the death penalty, and even if it did, in my will I give ownership of UTT to Bill Gates.
Also, since the Tory Party in the UK can't seem to keep any Prime Minister in power for more than a few months, you got voted out pretty quickly and all the laws you passed got overturned.
Also, I showed the police that the evidence was faked and they arrested you.unfortunately your flag tells me a different story. Also I was so smart I created a clone of myself, and they voted out and arrested the clone. I'm still prime minister of the UK, and i now demand you give me ownership of UTT. devexon_the_pro Sep 5, 2023oh yeah i alr killed bill gates so MGleason Sep 5, 2023Unfortunately for you my flag shows where I used to live, not where I live now.
Also, they passed a law that anyone who looks like you should be arrested.
I also changed my will so that if I die UTT goes to Elon Musk. devexon_the_pro Sep 6, 2023Unfortunately for you, for whatever reason, you looked exactly like me when they passed the law, so you got arrested. Also they made the laws apply to any chess.com account that has the british flag. devexon_the_pro Sep 6, 2023Also I became prime minister of uk again, and to prevent anything like that happening again, I fired all the other officers and made the uk a dictatorship. MGleason 30 days agoFortunately I wasn't in the UK when they passed that law, and UK law only applies in the UK.
Also, firing all the other officers caused Parliament to vote you out. devexon_the_pro 27 days agoFortunately I also abolished teh Parliament to become a dictator, and I made all UK laws apply to anyone that has every lived in the UK. I also passed a law saying that anyone refusing to give me ownership of UTT will be killed. So give me ownership of UTT MGleason 27 days agoParliament refused to be abolished and they called the police on you for trying to become a dictator.
Also, U.S. police refused to arrest me because the UK cannot enforce UK laws outside of UK borders. devexon_the_pro 27 days agounf I am alr a dictator, parliament is long abolished and i made a law saying that police can't arrest me. Also, I got UK police to escort you back to the UK,a nd then I had them threaten you if u didn't give me ownership of UTT MGleason 26 days agoPolice refused to obey your orders because they don't want a dictator. Additionally, U.S. police refused to allow U.K. police to force someone to come to the U.K. devexon_the_pro 25 days agounf the police actually refused to obey your orders of not being transported back to the uk. They transported you back, and now threaten u. Give me ownership of utt
MGleason 25 days agoIt wasn't my orders. UK police have no authority in the US. The US doesn't care about UK law.
And UK police refuse to obey your orders because they don't want a dictator. devexon_the_pro 25 days agoUnfortunately you got so unlucky a random stranger kidnapped you and transported you to the UK. Since you are in the UK, the UK police can and threatened you.now give me utt ownership MGleason 23 days agoFortunately he left a parachute sitting around on the plane and I found it and jumped out over Ireland, before reaching the UK. devexon_the_pro 19 days agoUnfortunately you landed in the Uk instead of Ireland. You thought it was Ireland because there was an irish person but it was the UK. The police found you and threaten you if u dont give me UTT ownership MGleason 19 days agoFortunately I pointed out to them that your laws have no constitutional standing and should not be obeyed, and they agreed with me and let me go. devexon_the_pro 19 days agoUnfortunately the people you pointed to were just random people and not actually the police. The real police beat you up 200 times and demand you give me ownership of UTT MGleason 18 days agoThe police that beat me up got arrested for violating my rights, and I found a really good lawyer who helped me sue them for millions of dollars. devexon_the_pro 16 days agoMGleason wrote:The police that beat me up got arrested for violating my rights, and I found a really good lawyer who helped me sue them for millions of dollars.unf that lawyer was actually suing you for a million dollars because the police faked evidence to make it seem like you were the one beating them up to death. MGleason 15 days agoFortunately that didn't give the lawyer any claim against me, so I won that case easily, and I found a better lawyer who was able to prove that the police faked the evidence. devexon_the_pro 15 days agoUnf I heard about that case and I had the lawyer publicly executed and the police threaten you like that unless u give me UTT ownership. MGleason 14 days agoFortunately the UK doesn't have the death penalty, so nobody got executed. And the police arrested you for trying to be a dictator. devexon_the_pro 14 days agoUnfortunately I created a death penalty as the dictator. Also as a dictator, I hired personal guards to bail me out of jail and kill the police who arrested me. MGleason 13 days agoFortunately, the entire population of the UK rose up in revolt against you for making yourself a dictator and forced you to flee the country. devexon_the_pro 13 days agoFortunately I fled from England to Scotland , and I was still in uk territory. I was able to get all the UK populatoin arrested. devexon_the_pro 13 days agonow ownership of utt is what you will give me or you will die devexon_the_pro 13 days agofrom my guards MGleason 11 days agoThe entire UK population, including the Scottish population forced you and your guards to flee the UK completely. devexon_the_pro 11 days agoi'm sorry thats impossible they are already in jail MGleason 9 days agoThey broke out. The jails weren't big enough to hold them all. devexon_the_pro 9 days agoFortunately I was able to evacuate to ireland, and I sent a nuclear bomb to kill all british citizens. MGleason 8 days agoUnfortunately for you, Ireland doesn't have nuclear weapons. devexon_the_pro 7 days agoFortunately I found a mad scientist there who had like 14,000 nuclear bombs, and he gave me 7,000 of them, and I nuked UK with all those bombs devexon_the_pro 7 days agohe had those bombs in secret, so nobody knew. Thats why everyone thought ireland doesn't have any nuclear bombs MGleason 6 days agoUnfortunately for him, those nuclear bombs were old and hadn't been maintained properly, so they failed to detonate. devexon_the_pro 5 days agoFortunately he was so smart he was able to make them detonate from ireland, so all the british population was killed MGleason 4 days agoUnfortunately they malfunctioned and instead of making giant explosions they only released rat poison, so the only British population that was killed was the British rat population. He wasn't as smart as he thought he was. devexon_the_pro 4 days agoFortunately just before that I hit a button on accident. That button turned the entire british human population to rats MGleason 4 days agoFortunately the entire British population had evacuated to France first, except that you had travelled to the UK to try to find me. devexon_the_pro 4 days agounf that didn't change the fact that they were rats, and that bomb killed the entire rat population devexon_the_pro 4 days agohowever the bomb only killed rats and no humans, so I'm still alive MGleason 3 days agoFortunately I found a button to turn them back into humans before the bomb went off. devexon_the_pro 3 days agounf that button didn't work, all it did was turn you into a rat. MGleason 1 day agoHmmm... well, rats can't very well change ownership of UTT. devexon_the_pro 20 hours agothankfully i found the password to your acc, it's "Ilovegreedy". I gave it to the hacker and he gave me ownership of UTT, end of story! Wow this chain lasted several months, way longer than I thought it would have lasted. I'm glad I got ownership at the very end though, it was a several months batter for it. devexon_the_pro 20 hours ago*battle