why do u think sonic is so fast? he angered chuck norris
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psss chuck noris is nothing in 20 years thers gonna be drakesdman jokes instead
that said
drakesdmans so tough when the boogieman goes to bed he checks for drakesdman
drakesdman wrote:
psss chuck noris is nothing in 20 years thers gonna be drakesdman jokes instead
THats my best chuck noris joke
when chuck norris was born drakesdaman looked at him and said thats all u got!? what a rip.
When chuck norris was born the highranking Martial arts god, gave him an black belt.
Talk about stupid
hehe, u can see how exciting my life is.
When chuck norris was born the world cried for his mother.
I have read chuck norris's bio. It isn't pretty
One of my favorites:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're known simply as The Islands.
That is a good one
Jun 29, 2009
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When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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NesimTR wrote:
One of my favorites:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're known simply as The Islands.
that one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a book on Chuck Norris jokes once, I may go and buy it
Those jokes are really sick, but also funny!
This is one I got from one of my friends in scouts:
Jesus could wlak on water but chuck norris could swim through land.
lol
T-Rex was supposed to be terrifying. Chuck Norris before 6 in the morning is even worse
lol. Good one!
im having a contest with my friends to come up with the best chuck norris joke. i know their really stupid but im actually having fun. this is min so far. please post some of urs. ( i made this up)
when chuck norris was a boy he had a question. so he hopped backwards on one foot up mount olympus to ask zues. as he approached his voice echoed around the world. WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!!!! zues simply asked chuck where he wanted them to come from.