When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7. Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD. Chuck Norris can hear your text messages. Chuck Norris can hear your text messages. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."
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"google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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wxzh wrote:
google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
superman0101 wrote:
you know why there are more chuck norris jokes than bruce lee jokes? because bruce lee is no joke--chuck norris is a joke though.
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