Daily chess jokes

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KNSR0207

Ok i am going to post a chess joke daily here is joke of the day

Life Is Like A game of chess.... i am not good at Chess

sumxr_txme

relatable

KNSR0207

Why do magnus use tinder?

Because he want to CHECK for possible MATES

Finn_thc_human

lol

KNSR0207

How does a king in chess tell a story?

Once a pawn a time

LiamPlaysRookB1

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they lost their 2 towers

LiamPlaysRookB1

Why is England so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen

HerMajestyNightdragon
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they lost their 2 towers

Bro that one is not funny, my mom almost died at 9/11.

HerMajestyNightdragon
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

Why is England so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen

Ok this one is though! DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!!!!😂

LiamPlaysRookB1

@Hayleyrules12345, sorry if I offended you, I didn’t make up the joke, but I thought it was funny, cause all of my friends laughed when they heard it, so i just said it. Sorry. But the England one was also pretty funny.

HerMajestyNightdragon
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

@Hayleyrules12345, sorry if I offended you, I didn’t make up the joke, but I thought it was funny, cause all of my friends laughed when they heard it, so i just said it. Sorry. But the England one was also pretty funny.

Thanks man, and yea the England one is pretty funny.

LiamPlaysRookB1

No problem happy.png

VerifiedChessYarshe
Hayleyrules12345 wrote:
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they lost their 2 towers

Bro that one is not funny, my mom almost died at 9/11.

I wish people didn't claim their loved ones or themselves about almost dying to 9/11

Murder_1230
VerifiedChessYarshe wrote:
Hayleyrules12345 wrote:
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they lost their 2 towers

Bro that one is not funny, my mom almost died at 9/11.

I wish people didn't claim their loved ones or themselves about almost dying to 9/11

Agreed

NotFuryGG

any other chess jokes?

RiwazRules
Murder_1230 wrote:
VerifiedChessYarshe wrote:
Hayleyrules12345 wrote:
LiamPlaysRookB1 wrote:

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they lost their 2 towers

Bro that one is not funny, my mom almost died at 9/11.

I wish people didn't claim their loved ones or themselves about almost dying to 9/11

Agreed

Just because someone says that their loved ones or themselves almost died at 9/11 doesn't mean they are lying.

RiwazRules

Why can't the USA play chess?

They don't have a king or queen.