Snail Jokes

Here is where all the snail jokes will be!!! I will start.

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster, but now he is more sluggish.

I can feel the corn coming already…

lol

Lame snail dad jokes:

1. Why are snail races so short? Because they can only move one foot.
2. When do you know a snail is lying? When she tells you she’s not at home.
3. What relationship advice did the snail give to it’s friend? Take it slow.
4. What kind of helmet does a snail wear? A shell-met.
5. I’m currently studying snails and slugs. It’s safe to say I’m a slow learner.

6. What would a snail want with a smartphone? It takes a lot of shellfies.
7. What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go
8. What did the snail say when it was riding on the back of a turtle? Wheeeeee.
9. What sound does a snail make? Crunch.

Lol

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what do you guys mean ? as Asian I can't understand the joke

I don't see the 2nd one

Bruh, the snails shell is their home.