“I’ve been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.” - W. C. Fields
“Work is the curse of the drinking class. ” - Oscar Wilde
“Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.” - Anonymous
W. C. Fields Quotes
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I DRINK THEREFOR I AM
One of my favourite humorist is W.C. Field who created this "person" a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children, and women.
I think his quotes are very funny and would like to share some of my favourites with you.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.