Post Your Butt Ugly Sets!

Sort:
ByeAll2016

Everyone who has played this game for any length of time has had a well meaning relative or friend that thinking about decor instead of playability gifted you with a set you probably never used.

Mine was an Asian made wooden set that had egg shaped Bishops and knights, you almost had to mark them with a sharpie to play with them.

Anyway if you have a picture of an unplayable or can share a story about one.

Do it on this thread

Retired_Account

I would not say this set was butt ugly, but it was not really the best set.  It's my Mexican souvenir set with an 8" King.  I purchased it at a swap meet after a very long day of searching for anything chess related and managed to nab it for a mere ten dollars.  The board was in horrible condition with fecal matter from birds on it.  However, the pieces inside were clean.

These sets are common on ebay, however this particular size is the rarest.  The Rooks in this set are much sturdier than others I've seen.  The Knights are also more nicely carved.  The wood is unknown to me, and the pieces are unweighted.  There are felts, but they are of very poor quality (made of cloth rather than true felt).  The pieces were not well balanced, particulary the pawns.  Even with a 3" square size board these pieces were oversized. 
I sold this set earlier this year for about $100 to a woman in California with an artistic streak. I wonder whatever became of them?

ByeAll2016

An 8 inch King that's amazing , and it is playable , not ugly but easily one of the oddest I have ever seen.

And bird  fecal matter,, you really were desperate to buy a chess set!

Thanks for sharing.

Retired_Account
EinMal wrote:

And bird  fecal matter,, you really were desperate to buy a chess set!

Thanks for sharing.

Often the truly rare finds are in such condition.  You have to be willing to get your hands dirty sometimes.

mcostan

my avatar is a king and queen of a Yoruba Nigerian thornwood chess set. it was really cool but it was impossible to play with. I sold it on eBay. I should have taken it to a local shop. oh well

ByeAll2016
mcostan wrote:

my avatar is a king and queen of a Yoruba Nigerian thornwood chess set. it was really cool but it was impossible to play with. I sold it on eBay. I should have taken it to a local shop. oh well

But dude let's all agree a set with bird fecal matter on it trumps everything

Ziggy_Zugzwang

I would include all the thematic sets. Eg The Simpons, Sherlock Holmes,Wellington and Napolean etc etc

RobertoLM

Well. These are the "Teocaltiche" sets. In México, we learn chess whit one of these. 

ByeAll2016
RobertoLM wrote:

Well. These are the "Teocaltiche" sets. In México, we learn chess whit one of these. 

Robert, bueno que te postee una respuesta sobre el juego de ajedrez de ojo funn

ByeAll2016

I had the Napolean set I had the roman set but they both had horses you could extrapolate as Knights there were a few Aztec (stone?) sets you actually had to guess the major pieces

mcostan

There is an advertised set made of mounted mice. That kind of trumps bird crap pieces. Actually no, I guess it doesn't. I would like to see a pic of the bird crap set. Why limit it to birds? There should be an animal scat set!!! I know some outdoor types that would love one!!

ByeAll2016

There you go McCostan we'll design a Manure Staunton set for the eco-friendly Chess fans!

ByeAll2016

DamonevicSmithlov wrote:

Is the word ugly even politically correct anymore?? I thought we might be calling it aesthetically challenged by now.

Really? You think we may have offended the chess pieces

ByeAll2016

Still changes the whole game

chessarx

This is a chess set I found in a thrift shop.  Awful colors, but it was so unusual to me that I just had to get it.  Definitely BU.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/came-across-this-chess-set

ByeAll2016

Chessarx, it's really kind of cool the only thing that would make it cooler would be Godzilla and Mothra as King and Queen

MasterMatthew52

chessarx

EinMal wrote:

Chessarx, it's really kind of cool the only thing that would make it cooler would be Godzilla and Mothra as King and Queen

Now that would be cool. 😎

Crazychessplaya

ByeAll2016

A pink table and round rooks that definitely qualifys.

How did you happen to end up with it?