The best chess book in the world

Hi mates!

Can you give me an advise, wich chess book should I read?

I havent read any chess books at all, and only way how I am learning chess is by playing it here and studying my 'Chessmaster' prog form Ubisoft. Got bored of it. (not playing, but Chessmaster prog) Can you suggest me a chess book wich is more like a novel not a manual and is enterteining and interesting and covers sort of all about game and history and tactics and that stuff? And if you know some with sex and violence in it, I will be very grateful if you could tell me the title of it.

Thanks!

It's my Chess Kama Sutra, not released yet!

Sex, violence and chess - 3 things that always go together.

With all the best positions? Whoa

I know a few books in which the Queen mates the King. Is this the sort of thing you are looking for? It is sexy in a chess kind of way.

You'd think it would be, but it really isn't. When I play chess the queen actually seems rather manly, because she's so brutal.

There are some to choose but I doubt theyre novels:

http://www.chessville.com/downloads/ebooks.htm

There is a short amazon list:

http://www.amazon.com/Chess-Fiction-Worth-Reading/lm/271RCLMWB1FP0

This one involves the word ''sex'' in its title with a rather ''cheap'' book cover:

http://www.leonardshoup.com/si/126803.html

Enjoy!!!