I merged them, now I get to name it.
Bongcloud-Botez Opening

I merged them, now I get to name it.

I congratulate you on your sense of humor. This is so much better than the endless string of complaints "whaaa!!! I'm getting matched with people rated way below me!!!"
1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Nf6 3. Ke3 g6 4. Qh5 Nxh5
This is a very fun and solid opening to play, as it combines the Bongcloud with the Botez Gambit, making a formidable opening for any level. I hope you have a good time with this one, & I hope you show me some games where you win!