Give me obscure openings and gambits

But like... REALLY obscure

I wanna learn stuff I never heard of.

the reason they are obscure is because they are bad. 

a sideline that is decent is QG janowski

Ever heard of the Van Geet Opening: Düsseldorf Gambit?

The Prisoner's Gambit from a recent Gotham vid, looks fun for Blitz. 

Magnus played it in 2014 for a Blitz game in Zurich vs Anand

The story of the "Prisoner" the opening is named after is WILD: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Bloodgood

Bellon Gambit

1.g4

This is one that I play against the Italian

sturm gambit

Interesting. Kinda looks like a budapest gambit for white

That sounds like something that would never happen, lol

wat?

Wait, what!?

Oh, isn't this Anna Cramling's dad's gambit?

the coca-cola gambit

and alessi gambit

I have a few weird ones. The anti Sicilian game is very unorthodox and your opponent usually makes mistakes since they can't find out what you are doing and I have always found smyslovs lines weird but they can be fun to play

F4 d5 c4

Here's are the obscure ones:

The Drunken Cavalry: 1. e4 Na6 2. Nf3 Nh6

The Krazy Kat: 1. f3 e5 2. Nh3 d5 3. Nf2 

The Walrus: 1.Nf3 e5 2.Nxe5 Nc6 3.Nxc6 dxc6

The Unicorn: 1.e4 f6 2.d4 b6 3.c4 Bb7

Kahiko-Hula Gambit: 

Hekili-Loa Gambit: 1.e4 b6 2.d4 c5 3.dxc5 Nc6

Banzai-Leong Gambit: 1.e4 e6 2.b4

Also, who has heard of the Anti-Anti-Gruenfeld?
1.c4 Nf6 2.Nc3 g6 3.Nf3 Bg7 4.e4

And last but not least, the Horny Defense:

1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 g5 4. h4 g4 5. Ng5 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qxg4 Nf6 8. Qxf4 Bd6

The Zaire Defense. One of the most obscure "defenses" in my opinion. Just a waste of 4 moves for black.