There are many Hypermodern systems that are good. The KID, KIA, and Pirc Defense are a few that immediately come to mind.
Modern Defense Sucks! (Vent Your Experiences Here)

There are many Hypermodern systems that are good. The KID, KIA, and Pirc Defense are a few that immediately come to mind.
The modern defense often leads to compressed positions containing a lot of potential energy. Sometimes white overextends and his position collapses quickly and sometimes white just steamrolls black. I played it long ago, inspired by the games of Duncan Suttles, and had both happen unpredictably. After a while I switched for a nice, 'calm' Sicilian where I had some idea what was going on. --all just my own experience of course!


Here’s a game using that black system that’s like the modern, after I saw how he plays it. It’s kinda fun don’t know what it’s called, my king feels super safe at least.
Modern Defence is playable, but hard to play correctly.
Even Borg Defence is playable. British Championship, white was a Grandmaster.
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1026276

I think any kingside fianchetto for black is saying "try to checkmate me in 20 moves"
Those kinds of "indian" setups for black are hyper-modern and usually are positional rather than playing for tricks.
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Just to show your love for the Modern
Imagine accidentally playing the Borg Defense
General rule of advice: Do not play hyper-modern "defenses" because they suck.