Slav defense: Exchange variation. So drawish that nearly every top level match played with it was drawn, assuming no major blunder.
Most boring opening?

Yeah, and MickeyD has a (secret) deal with an (evil) pharma-company that produces the cure from a Sodium attack: it is called
OMEPRAZOL.
(Sounds also evil).
all queens paw opening(queeins gambit,kings indian,queens indian,nimzo indian) exept the budapest gambit ( no one plays the mainline properly here so I don't even count it here)
an giucco piano without a c3