My new opening

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Sharpieman2

I invented this opening [ This is both white and black using my opening] :

Sharpieman2

How do you like my opening?

benedictus

I'm not even going to bother saying why no one would play this.

MN94XD

This is terrible!!!

Sharpieman2

I think it is good

Nytik

1. e4 e5 2. f3?!

White immediately concedes any advantage he had by playing the first move. He hinders the development of his f3 knight and weakens his kingside.

2... Bc5

A stronger continuation for black. He plays on white's newly opened weakness.

3. Ne2

With his pawn on f3, what choice does he have?

3... Nc6 4. Nbc3 Nf6 5. Ng3 d5

Now black has the initiative, and plays his d5 push.

ilikeflags

dude is 12...  12.  funny how tough RainbowRising gets when he's talking to a 12 year-old ON THE INTERNET.  even if the kid is serious!  he's 12.  way to stand up for the non-idiots RainbowRising.  

if he was your kid you could make him go straight to bed without any tea and you could beat him with a cricket bat.

ilikeflags

you're right you weren't tough.  i was being sarcastic.

your calling a 12 year old an idiot for either joking about a bit or thinking this is in fact a good opening is hugely ironic.  your charm is quite wearing.

he's a pre-teen.  you're a 45 year old "man"  

you think calling him an idiot is being firm?  you're jaded dude.

ilikeflags
richie_and_oprah wrote:

Opening discoveries this powerful are best kept to oneself to be used only in important play.


rainbow...  what's wrong with this type of response?  too much effort on your part?  can't think this quickly?  come on mate, open your eyes a bit.

ilikeflags
RainbowRising wrote:

I answered everything in my last post. Either come up with something new, or belt up.


oooh  so firm...  

ilikeflags

RainbowR...

it must be nice to hide behind the internet...  what did you do before?  was your life so meaningless?

ilikeflags
RainbowRising wrote:

Who's hiding? What's wrong flags, nothing to say that actually means something?


yes RainbowR, nothing to say that actually means something.  you caught me!  i just wish i could figure out what you mean by "belt up."  blimey!  the queen's english is so confusing.

RyanMK
RainbowRising wrote:

Personally I think idiots like you should be banned from the site.


 Personally I think jerks like you should be banned from the site.

BlackKnight12

My favorite opening is this.

Nytik
RyanMK wrote:
RainbowRising wrote:

Personally I think idiots like you should be banned from the site.


 Personally I think jerks like you should be banned from the site.


Personally I think Nytik should get a free chess.com T-shirt for getting 1000 points whether they've been discontinued or not. But we can't all get what we want, eh?

ilikeflags

it's the limies v the yanks!

jrcolonial98

Yes, RR, I've seen at least 3 forum topics where you have "firmly" talked to someone. And by "firmly", I mean calling people on this site idiots, imbusils, or worse.

mwafrika

and breathe.......

NEPatriots27

AWESOME OPENING!

Golbat

My favorite opening is this: