If you are a beginning player, play e4 as white. You can play d5 as black and play the queen's gambit accepted or declined. Eventually, as you get better at chess and understand these openings better through practice, you will understand why the two variations you listed are bad (and hence not the main lines of the opening).
You should buy this book, Improve Your Opening Play, by Chris Ward (http://www.amazon.com/Improve-Your-Opening-Play-Chris/dp/1857442369). It will help you understand basic variations of many openings and teach you basic ideas like, for example, don't move too many pawns in the opening, or don't move a piece (or a pawn) twice, or develop your pieces quickly and effectively. Stuff like that. For example, there are many, many problems with the queen's gambit declined variation that you listed, but one of them is that neither player has taken the time to develop his pieces.
Thank you for leading me to a source of knowledge, that of which I could not find on my own because "reasons."
So what you're saying is that if it is accepted or declined, I should start doing what I've been taught to do already develop my pieces, hold the center and protect the king. Right?
As a beginning player, I've never understood why somebody would deny the Queen's Gambit. If they decline, their opponent can start a very nice pawn chain.
If they accept, they can claim a pawn, but the other player still holds the center.
Can somebody who is better at understanding tell me which is the better option, and if there isn't one, what can one do to take advantage of the position?