The best chess opening

Hi. Hopefully this will create a storm of argument. The best chess opening is The Grob.

You can't reveal the troll intent in your opening sentence.That will prevent most people from giving your thread any real thought.

Try rewriting it. Don't forget to give some examples from a few of your games where you used it to win against a feeble opponent.

The Grob? Nah.

Agreed

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the best chess opening is f3 then g4

1 . Qxd8#

1.f4 no question, topic closed.

1.Nh3 f6 2.a4!! Black resigns

The grob is cool, but the orangutan is better

fireflashghost wrote:

The best opening is the Pseudo-Scandinavian variation of the Accelerated Panov.

http://www.chess.com/opening/eco/B10_Caro_Kann_Defense_Accelerated_Panov_Attack_Pseudo_Scandinavian

Either that, or the Coca-Cola Gambit in the Grob.

Sounds somewhat racist...

Caro-Cann for sure

Bronstien-Larsen variation if I must be specific

Crab opening.

Crab. Sounds interesting.

And tasty with garlic butter