1.a4 d5 2.h4 e5 3.Nf3 Nc6 4.Nc3 e4 and you will waste more moves.
The Crab Opening

I hate to rain on anyone's parade but there's several valid reasons why you don't see too many "Crab Openings" in tnmts or game anthologies
If you want to get better at chess start playing 1.e4 instead.

Actually, that's not the Crab. The Crab is deeper than that. Depending on Black's move order determines the order of White's moves, but the Crab involves the following first 10 moves, in some order:
a4, h4, Na3, Nh3, c3, f3, Nc2, Nf2, d4, and e4 - Now you have the Crab!

No, the Crap Opening is any of the following 3, take your pick:
1.e4 e5 2.f4??
1.e4 Nf6??
1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 c5 3.d5 b5??

YOU'RE DOWN A PIECE!!!! EQUAL?!?!?!?!? REALLY? Seems like a bad opening, you're wasting two moves (a4 and h4) without getting center control. e4 later is good, but why not instantly?
but is this sirious
1. your a piece down
2.blacks play can be easily improved
3. someone who thinks this is fine for white is not in the brightest mind
and then someone calls it awsome
MADE MY DAY

No, the Crap Opening is any of the following 3, take your pick:
1.e4 e5 2.f4??
1.e4 Nf6??
1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 c5 3.d5 b5??
The King's Gambit, Alekhine's Defense, and Benko Gambit are all well respected openings and are used by many grandmasters today. I certainly don't believe those moves deserved "??".

No, the Crap Opening is any of the following 3, take your pick:
1.e4 e5 2.f4??
1.e4 Nf6??
1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 c5 3.d5 b5??
Not the Benko Gambit.Never the Benko gambit.

Watch the forum called " How do you tackle unusual openings " here on chess.com ! The title says it, almost the same subject !

Guys, my bad... sorry if I said the positon was equal. Yes, I may be a "dumbhead' at chess... But I didn't notice that black was up a piece and everything else. My apologies.

Actually, that's not the Crab. The Crab is deeper than that. Depending on Black's move order determines the order of White's moves, but the Crab involves the following first 10 moves, in some order:
a4, h4, Na3, Nh3, c3, f3, Nc2, Nf2, d4, and e4 - Now you have the Crab!
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