Know thy Sith (Order of the Sith)

There is no peace, there is anger.
There is no fear, there is power.
There is no death, there is immortality.
There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side.

I am the Heart of Darkness.
I know no fear,
But rather I instill it in my enemies.
I am the destoyer of worlds.
I know the power of the Dark Side.
I am the fire of hate.
All the Universe bows before me.
I pledge myself to the Darkness.
For I have found true life,
In the death of the light.

Dark Lord of the Sith's Oath:

I am the Dark Lord of the Sith,
Ultimate strength in the Universe.
I understand my feelings and control them,
And fear is my ally.

I am the Guardian of knowledge.
I am the Keeper of wisdom.
I protect the secrets of past and presence,
For those to come.
I know the might of Darkness.
I see the flame of Light.
Not a slave nor a servant of Force,
But Master I am.
I stand in unity with my Brethren,
Eternal monolith of Power.
I follow the path of Force in shadows,
For I am the Sith.

hows this relevant to chess?

i rather stick to ;

im as big as god

god is as small as me

i cant be underneath god

and god cant be above me

there was a dude called Sith

no guy you'd mess up with

but when it came to chess

all his twaddle was a mess

To duck_and_cover, TetsuoShima & fischeramir,I realize that this was way

over your heads to understand. 

what you gonna do? use the force?

Are you like those pony people?

does this come with a free t-shirt?

he sure is...... it kinda makes me sad

on top of everything, spelled "5th" wrong.

"PEACE IS A DREAM...REALITY IN A KNIFE"

On the subject of "fear is my ally"...  you might want to read Carlos Castaneda's books to expand your mind beyond the Star Wars treatment of that topic.

DARKVIOLENTI,  as you can see there are some very stupid people that have posted here.  They can only ridicule because they can't compete with our group.  I would have liked to have had the chance to correct Sunofthemorninglight  that the word is "Sith"  not 5th, you dumbass idiot.

I realize that he/she will not get to read this note as the account was closed for CHEATING?  If any of the others who posted here know him/her, you can tell him/her for me.  As far as your cowscanfly, GROW UP.

This thread should be moved over into the Off Topic Forum ( placing it in the Chess Players Forum was an error ). 

If you have a problem with my forum topic, don't read it.  No one is forcing you to read much less comment.  So find yourself a forum that you like and stay out of mine.

Well sir it seems that you have been moved to " Off Topic " after all. Any more funny and/ or interesting poems to post ??? ( your many fans are waiting sir ). 

And yea, though I traverse the Universe

and know its innermost secrets as my own

I am also available at the putting greens

for instruction on Tuesdays and Wednesdays

and on the driving range all other weekdays

(please phone first to make an appointment)