Rza Wu-Tang -- I'm calling him out.

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i_never_castle

Every once in a while when someone finds out I'm into chess they will start talking about how great Rza from Wu-Tang clan is at chess.  How he has a whole album about chess.  How he's some sort of master and wins tournaments and has a whole federation of his own.

So I've been looking into it.  No where is there any notations of any of his games.  He doesn't have a FIDE or USCF rating.  He doesn't play against other masters, or strong amatuers.  He doesn't play in real respectable tournaments.

HE IS A POSER and I'M CALLING HIM OUT!  He's a no talent hack pushwood trying to make himself look smart by playing up the chess angle.

I challenge Rza to a game anywhere anytime, let us see how strong he is.

notmtwain
i_never_castle wrote:

Every once in a while when someone finds out I'm into chess they will start talking about how great Rza from Wu-Tang clan is at chess.  How he has a whole album about chess.  How he's some sort of master and wins tournaments and has a whole federation of his own.

So I've been looking into it.  No where is there any notations of any of his games.  He doesn't have a FIDE or USCF rating.  He doesn't play against other masters, or strong amatuers.  He doesn't play in real respectable tournaments.

HE IS A POSER and I'M CALLING HIM OUT!  He's a no talent hack pushwood trying to make himself look smart by playing up the chess angle.

I challenge Rza to a game anywhere anytime, let us see how strong he is.

Even if he plays here, why should he play you? You haven't been a member here very long and have only played 4 games of correspondence chess against weak opposition so your street cred for blitz is nil. (My blitz rating isn't great either but you don't see me calling anybody out and calling them a poser.)

Besides, he defended his Hip Hop Chess Federation title earlier this year. You have to show him some respect.

i_never_castle

That Hip Hop Chess Federation is some made up sand bagger bullshit.  If I'm so weak he won't have a problem beating me.  RZA is a poser hack scammer.

wanmokewan

Not only did he play weaker players, but two of those games his opponent resigned in even positions in the opening.

AlCzervik

Another pushwood?!?

DrSpudnik

They're mass producing them these days.

i_never_castle

You punks.

Come out come out where ever you are, RZA!

wanmokewan

Are you just one of those special internet idiots?

DrSpudnik

Careful. Sounds like a trick question.

AlCzervik

Or a rhetorical one.

i_never_castle

Shut your pie hole and go golfing.

DrSpudnik

He golfs in a pool?

i_never_castle

East side west side world wide!

wanmokewan

Aw, come on.

BishopTARDIS

I'll give Rza 5-Stars. He's out there doing good...not complaining like the OP.

netzach

French would have nothing to do with pies. Ever. Must be a sockpuppet.

NomadicKnight

Like the OP, RZA may never need to castle either... because he probably already lives in one...  Surprised

i_never_castle
BishopTARDIS wrote:

I'll give Rza 5-Stars. He's out there doing good...not complaining like the OP.

Doing good?  Hardly.  RZA hurts the entire chess world.  WTF, he plays ringers and rigs his own fake ass championship.  The guy makes chess look like a joke.

AlCzervik

Will the real pushwood please stand up?

( I'm done golfing today, i_never_think)

DrSpudnik

Good thing. The sun set a couple hours ago!