A HUGE Chess.com/TV Group Contest with a PRIZE!!!

   The Official Chess.com/TV Group is holding a contest that was just put into place during today's episode of Pardon our Blunders, hosted by IMs Danny Rensch and David Pruess.

   During today's episode, there was a topic that came into discussion about how much Blitz chess is too much. It was then decided to make it into a contest to come up with the best joke

   For example: You know when you're playing too much blitz chess when...your house is being foreclosed. OR...you start walking in diagonal lines.

   Now, Danny and David decided to make this into a contest for members of the Official Chess.com/TV Group ONLY. The funniest joke will be given a prize, a BIG prize!!!

   What is the prize?  A FREE ONE YEAR of Diamond Membership going to the winner, effective as soon as the winner is chosen.

   Rules:

•    Join the Official Chess.com/TV Group today!
•    Post your original and funny comment in the thread that says "Pardon our Blunders recap for 10/27" after reading Topic #6 in that same thread!
•    Enter as often as you'd like. No limit on joke postings.
•    Each joke must have it's own post.
•    Danny and David will then decide the winner, who will receive a ONE-YEAR Diamond Membership to Chess.com.
•    If you're already a Diamond member, you will get one year added to your subscription.

   So join the group today and take part in the excitement. The prize is definitely worth the little effort put into it. 

   Have a great night everyone!

   -Mark

bump! get your free diamond membership! (and make us all laugh)

"you know you're playing too much blitz chess when your newborn son comes in wearing his high school football uniform"

  (Chess.com/TV Group Official Bump)

   Sorry guys, but it IS for the TV Group, so it needs to be bumped. 

   -Mark

   (Chess.com/TV Group Official Contest Bump)

   The winner will be announced before next week's Pardon our Blunders show. Enter as often as you'd like. No purchase necessary! See rules for complete details. 

   -Mark

   (mandatory oligatory TV Group bump)

   There have been over 75 joke submissions for this already and the winner is going to be hard to choose. I would not want to be in Danny and David's shoes right now.  

   -Mark

   (Necessary and required TV Group bump)

   With this contest alone the group has jumped to over 300 members in the year since it's creation. The prize for this contest can't be beat: ONE-YEAR of Diamond Membership!    Read the rules in the first post, join the group and lay your best jokes down.

   -Mark

  (Morning bump of this great contest currently going on in the Official Chess.com/TV Group)

   More people are joining every day so don't miss out on an easy chance to win a free ONE-YEAR Diamond membership!  Just follow the rules in the OP and give it your best shot!

   -Mark

   (you know the routine by now..gonna keep doing this until Thursday morning so don't exile me just yet)

   With over 100 jokes entered into this contest, it's going to be interesting to see who comes out the winner before as this Thursday's episode of Pardon our Blunders draws near. You still have a few days yet to give it a shot. 

   -Mark

Here ill help you.

   Only two days left for your chance to win a One-year Diamond Membership. Many, over 20, have joined the group and given their best shot so the competition has been pretty fierce.

   Is there anyone else willing to take on the small challenge to win a big prize? 

   -Mark

   The contest ends before today's Pardon our Blunders episode. GIve it one last shot before it's all over! 

   -Mark