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harthacnut
Jalex13 wrote:
1982 Falkland war between Argentina and UK…

I know what the Falklands are and the history thereof. I just don't know what the comment was supposed to mean.

Gloating about the war? Argentina lost that one!

rooksb4

Probably claiming the islands.

toxic_internet
explodingmacaroni wrote:

I had some one cuss me out for beating them.

... So i reported him. He didn't get muted or banned and reported me back and i got a 3 day mute.

CLASSIC chess.com! 🙄

chekagain

cant reach 600 at rapid???? how can u NOT reach 600 in rapid/??? it takes effort to be that bad at chess. 

suffice to say its easier to become a grandmaster than to not be able to reach 600 rating at chess

especially given that

600 is the starting rating

so either you basically opened a golf book when you thought it was achess manual

or you are actually referring to cheese, not chess

chekagain

This was on a forum where someone was complaining about their rating and someone said this. I was 500 at the time

ripley12345

Here's one I received after beating them, but I would hardly call it a good insult

"LOL sad loser with no life cheating in chess.com LMAOOOOOO"

ripley12345

The whole conversation was hilarious, he ended by saying, "Just gona block u since ur stalkng and harasng me"

4KnightsOfTheApocalypse

Good Game when i lose. lol.

GumboStu

this thread is not nearly as entertaining as i'd hoped

User49578

"Go to Auschwitz" by @KingCatcher91

The most insulting part is that nothing has been done about it so far.

Dude_In_A_Robe
glockdave wrote:

"I've had a couple recently.

"you're lucky, your chess is trash no wonder you're rated 200" meanwhile they lost(600) rated blitz. i dont normally play blitz.

also got called "putin lover" by someone wanting to chat politics during a chess game. seems like a weird time to speak on the state of the world. I'm here to play a game!"

"I'm here to play a game!" -- So is Putin! cry

Ggirl12
someone asked if i was single and then i told them they were ugly as ####
Bman5693

This I thought was weird

so I looked at his his man's profile picture and i said "why a toaster it's completely random"

so he said "because I'm random"

snowy

ur mom so fat when she walked into a restaurant the waiter said, "table for twelve?"

ur mom so fat whenever she breathes she causes global warming

ur mom so fat when she stood on a scale the scale said, "One at a time, please!"