Chess in jeruzalem?

Anybody advice on a nice place in jerusalem for a visitor to play a game of chess?

The temple of salo flohr ? The local jail ? Olga's cellar !

Quick google:

http://www.jeruchess.com/AboutUsEn.aspx

Do you have the address? I'm lost...

Ivan Nicknov Ave 123a

You scoundrel, you still want to trick me into the greasy arms of your Olga. You should be ashamed.

Me innocent , you buy Olga , we friends

Sounds like one way or another Olga must be satisfied. I wouldn't make her wait much longer.

The local Gundar says that Olga is not Kasher.

He insists that any animal which chews the cud and has a cloven hoof is ritually clean, but animals that only chew the cud or only have cloven hooves are not. Can you please check Olga for me?

I hope you're referring that request to Pelly and not me. I'm not going in there! But from her picture, I would guess... she has feet like a hobbit and her favorite cud is cherry flavored.

She has a cloven head and chews the remains of my left knee. She regurgitates the splinters and shares half of it with me. She says it's as kosher as kebab.

Hi WolgaBird

Sorry Wolfbird, you seem to be describing Pelly and not Olga. Olga is really ugly..

But you look enchanting this evening.

Thanks Lou , I know I am enchanting but it's always nice to have confirmation.

You are stunning Pelly. Your diamond necklace reflects the sparkle in your eyes.

And Lou, enchanting? No, no,  I am "enchanted."

You hear this Lou ? Wolfbird says I am beautiful and so it is. Olga might not be pretty and have only one eye , but it shines when you whipe off the puss.

Groucho Marx is one of my heros! Karl....not so much

Do you mean that the OP's name is actualy ...  Karl ? He sure ain't no relative of mine.

Sure. And my brother is called Vladimir Ilyich.

Vladimir Ilyich-for-you is not a member of CC I see . So is that Karl guy.

Listen Lou , I am only here to help you. I am here to help you find a place in jeruzalem where you can play chess.

I wonder , shouldn't you just go home , put your shoe and carrot in front of the fireplace and pray that zwarte piet will pass your house that night.