Chess in jeruzalem?

Again a trick. Do you think that a bearded guy on a white horse is allowed to jump from roof to roof in jeruzalem? I imagine that the Mossad would have him for dinner.

Yes , his horse might not be kosher though. Where we live , a horse like that is called a "schimmel" , which might translate into "fungus,mold". So we say the old man has fungus between his legs and children must be glad not to sit on his lap.

Hahaha, heard a lot about him, but not that. You know why the good man never visits a mosk? Way too many shoes to fill...

Nice joke Lou , showing some Dutch "krenterigheid" as you seem to know too well laddy boy. I bet you know Fred Dibnah personally. Anyway , how's the shoarma over there ? Got circumsised yet ? Played chess somewhere ?