Here's a few jokes I've come up with.
Joke#1
Q: Why do rooks make good frontline troops?
A: They are good at rank and file maneuvers.
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Joke #2
Q: What place to bishops love most?
A: Diagon Alley!
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Joke #3
Two people are playing a game of chess. The phone rings, and the player with white answers. His friend is on the other end. His friend says, "Hey! Whatcha doin'?" The player replies, "Watching TV and playing chess." "Ah." says the friend.
After a bit, the player with black moves his knight to a good square. The player with white's friend then asks, "So, are ya watchin' anything interesting?" The player replies, "Yeah, the dark knight."
If you've got a joke about chess, post it here!!!