Good looking Chess Boys??

Hello.  I am wanting to play with the good looking chess boy only.  Please give me this game challenge.  And only rating 1400 or more for this.  Please nobody over 35. 

Dang, just missed the cut off by 20 years. A well.....

Are you asking someone for a chess date?

omg....

Like blondes?

Are you the one who sent this:

Hello,
compliment of the day i hope Ur doing fine over there,i will like to introduce my self to you,my name is Jane Saleeby from Monrovia,it is my pleassure to write you for friendship/communication,after seeing ur contact in chess.com,if you will have the desire with me, so that we can get to know each other better shear our feeling and see what happened in future.i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to tell you more about me and send you my picture,i will be waiting to hear from you thanks and have a nice day, yours new friend.
Jane,

and this:

Hello,

    Am miss Glory(23yrs),I saw your profile at ches.com today and became interested in you,I will like to know you more,that is if you permit it,so we could exchange pictures and other info about each other.
    I am waiting to hear from you.(Believing that age,distance or colour will not be a barrier to love),take care.
Yours inlove,
Glory.

@ LisaV

.. but a guy that good looking has almost certainly already been snatched up eh?

I am so down with this thread.

Nice.

Aawww, too bad... I just saw the Good Looking Chess Boy at McDonald's, playing backgammon with Fergie.  Seems as though he is strictly backgammon-exclusive now.  And you were SO CLOSE!  You two could have had such a life. 

 seriously only LisaV!!  and no for skateboard snowboard boys

tell to me more. if he is so much special i can make him to change back

Well if your interested I'll pawn my castle so me and my bishop can spend the knight with a queen like you. It would make me feel like a king.

Very funny Blunders. Good luck in your search.

Sounds like a trap to me. ;)

'so that we can get to know each other better shear our feeling and see what happened in future'

That'll keep me up several nights thinking about whether that's possible...

haha, that's hilarious.  I didn't read the letters in depth. 

lolwut?

erik...  how on earth is this [edited] allowed to continue but the welcome back babs thread is deemed too much for the dears?

[moderator comment:  keep it clean and fit for all ages, flags.]

The rules differ depending on who the subject of the humor is.

You can freely call ouachita an idiot and a fool because chess.com agrees but mild critiques on the behavior of someone like babs doesn't get the comment excised but closes the whole thread.

Wasn't it ouachita, himself, who did most of the name calling?  I know he--very accurately--called me a moron.  I sure do miss the little fella'.