Have You Ever Been Inspired / Affected By Any Chess.com Members?

If so, please do share your stories!

Here's my brief: I had a couple of people help me think with a more open mind, in chess and outside of the game. One unfortunately left this site over a year and a half ago.

Your turns...

I've learned that if your forum posts are ever visited by a tonydal limerick, you'd best shut the hell up and exit stage right because you're embarrassing yourself and you still don't know it.   :)

I've been affected by me. Does that count?

Im inspired to be better than Dozy at some point in my life. :)

I've been inspired to call 911.

Has anybody else been inspired by anything that has no relevance to the question I initially posed (as exemplified by the previous answers)?