I got an even better cheat.........just ask Chuck Norris to play on your behalf!
How To Cheat On Chess.com and Not Get Caught!
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MrBogs wrote:
I got an even better cheat.........just ask Chuck Norris to play on your behalf!
I don't think it's legal or good etiquette to to use your fist during chess play! LOL
Masterful_Forfeit: I did specifically say that you have to be a really good dancer. Also, I don't think salsa is the best choice. Computer systems find it hard to resist dances that mimic binary, so give polka a go and see how that works out. If you ask David Forthoffer in the right way, I'm sure it will become evident that he is very adept at the polka. Obviously this only works on games with a long enough time limit, unless you want to give yourself a serious back injury.
Glue112: Wow, I didn't know that one, thanks! I don't have a baseball bat - would a cricket bat do the trick?
To get a super queen (a queen that can also move like a knight) play 1. e4 then use the arrows keys and click "up up down down left right left right B A enter"
gabrielconroy wrote:
There is this one interesting glitch in Live Chess - next time you're playing me, try it and I won't report you.
1. Start the game
2. Play the first ten moves
3. When it's your turn, press the power button on your computer TWICE, really fast. The power surge will be registered by the main server as a victory for you. It also helps if you smear mayonnaise on your finger, to help with the communication with the server.
4. One victory notched up!
Nice one :)
Still, I heard somewhere that the mayonnaise-part was just nonsense, and that you were just trying to fool us. Are you? I hope he was kidding... ;)
And, well, pressing the power button on your computer twice to get success is nothing new to Windows users :)
If you play d4 instead of e4 and use that same keystroke combination you're king can move from the a-file to the h-file (and back) as though they were adjascent. This makes it quite difficult for your opponenet to deliver mate on the sides of the board. It's critical that you complete the keystrokes before you opponent makes his move though, so the best way to defend against this as black is to make your your first move as quickly as possible.
Chuck Norris is quite busy, and although technically capable of being in two places at once, I've found it easier to use some of his beard trimmings that I bought on e-Bay -- so far they are undefeated.
all very stupid.
gabrielconroy wrote:
indoorwizard - this is the kind of glitch that can't fixed. Another intriguing point about the servers is this:
if you have wireless, you can connect two paperclips and some leaf vegetable with a HIGH water content to the adaptor. This will boost your signal on the ambient frequency range. After doing this, while playing on Live Chess, set your Network Connections (right click, bottom right of screen) to "Cheat" mode. The paper-clip acts as a direct 'gateway' or 'door' into the heart of the chess.com server, and you can access and modify anything you want, including the result of the game you're playing. This can sometimes also work if you just dance up and down in front of the adaptor, but you have to be a really good dancer.
TheGrobe: I didn't know that one, thanks! Does it matter how much of a run-up you take?
i have found the type of dance you do is also very important. Like if you do the Tom Cruise Risky buisness dance one of your pawns automatically turns into a second queen. But this only works on the second monday of a month, during the harvest moon.
Dec 21, 2008
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People who cheat in chess should have their gonads pulled off in a public forum! Why does the game of kings have so many twisted people in it. Lets keep the game clean. Cheating is for little, cowardly people.
aabbccdd wrote:
all very stupid.
Get a grip, just a bit fun old boy! 
LOL I think this forum topic might be getting out of hand with all the creative ideas to possibly wipe a perfectly good computer hard drive or electrocute oneself.
With that said..it's very amusing!!