May be you should you go out more and spend some time playing soccer with your pawns. And give yourself some quality time with your queen. Hope it helps.
I Can't Escape My Family, but I Must!
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May 14, 2013
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@OP: If your Queen can embrace you, I'd like to see the rest of your chess set.
There are two things you can do:
1. Slowly immerse yourself into the game more. If your wife truly loves you, she will accept this.
2. Jump right into some hard-core chess playing and go for it! If your wife truly loves you, she will accept this.
This is a 'syndrome' which started in mid-US and now sweeping northwards. First victim was innocent high-school teacher.
The team who won their chevrons investigating the invasion of 'killer/aggressive'' bees have been appointed to investigate.
No stone will be left unturned (have already looked under 1000's) until solution is found & marital-harmony restored.
Divorce is the only solution.
Personal relationships are the most important thing in anyone's life. Chess is just a game, man!
What the hell's the matter with people around here?
bigpoison wrote:
Personal relationships are the most important thing in anyone's life. Chess is just a game, man!
What the hell's the matter with people around here?
Chess is life!Life is only a game.
"Chess is life! Life is only a game" -Likhit1
My new favourite quote
I've pretty much had enough. My family is ruining my life and my chess. My wife is my mysterious mistress. I'm plunging deeper and deeper into the abyss. I go to the chess club and my opponents stare into my face listlessly -- "Who is this man?" they seem to be saying. "Who is this man?". All I can think about are my children, and my wife, and my children playing with my wife, and my wife playing with, er, someone else's wife, and my children racing with other children, and my children penetrating back lines over and over and over.... I need my life back. I need more chess in my life. I need the embrace of a real queen. Help me work through this. How do i quit? Can i quit? Will my opponents ever play me again? Is quiting the right thing to do? Damn you marriage! Save me!