I think everyone who has ever beaten me is a cheater

Perfect

Yes, but apparently for only one extra day...

When I saw LisaV had posted a Real Madrid youtube video, I was hoping it would be this one

Unbelievable! Then he goes over to the guy writhing on the ground and seemingly tries to see if he's okay!

Nice idea t'boy but far too obvious. A more deadpanned demeanour would have had the fish jumping.

Hey it was Sunday morning (well, afternoon, but I ate breakfast at 2pm so it was morning really), I just wanted a little fun.  We got a fresh glimpse into sparenone's psychosis because of it!

This thread was a lot of fun

It was, even despite the horrible memories of Djokovic and his shameless cheating

Whenever he wins Federer, they don't drug test him. Suspicious...

True!  I never even thought of that, despite my having a friend who knows some people from Serbia, and guess what?  They took drugs too.

And the last time I was high, I thought about Siberia?! Now that sounds too much like Serbia for it to be a coincidence.

Quite agreed.  And you know what, I just bought some cigarettes; I have them because I don't have access to weed.  Now, let me ask you this; have you ever seen Djokovic smoking?  Me neither...

Where can we present this overwhelming body of evidence?

When he's not on drugs, yes.

Who can we trust? The entire ATP is complicit. I suggest holding on to the evidence. Maybe putting the evidence in a briefcase, and dropping it off in Greenland. Greenland seems trustworthy.

That's true; remember Agassi?  The ATP let him off just because they thought it was funny that he looked like Pep Guardiola.

I actually was hoping not to remember Agassi...

Oh, but don't you remember all those times when he tried really hard to beat Federer in the US Open final, before inevitably failing?  I figured you of all people would enjoy the symbolism of such moments, trysts.

AHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Positional Smositional!!!