if you know "if you know" the sequel!

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HankHill123

This is the last thread: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/if-you-know-quotif-you-knowquot

well i decided to make a new on of these threads, with pushwood's permission. well here it is guys...btw i might fail =P

1. _ _ _ _ _ _ AND _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, I now present to you the sequel to the most

_ _ _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _  in chess.com!

2. Where I live: _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _

3. Nick De Firmian taught the supercomputer _ _ _ _     _ _ _ _  the opening moves it used to beat _ _ _ _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

4. Nick De Firmian made a book called Chess  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the _ _ _ _ Way.

5. Bobby Fischer was born in _ _ _ _ and died in _ _ _ _

6. Bobby Fischer won the World Chess Championship in  _ _ _ _ and lost the title in _ _ _ _

7. Shakespear: Cowards die many times before their _ _ _ _ _ _

8. Shakespear: What's in a name? That which we call a _ _ _ _

9. This is the sequel to the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ of this thread.

10. There were _ _ presidents of the United States before George Washington.

11. The owner of the last thread(including numbers): _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

12. The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ _ is the fastest bird that dives headfirst down through the sky. They can travel up to 200 miles per hour

13. An elephant's top speed is about _ _ miles per hour

14. Baby eels are called _ _ _ _ _ _

15. Baby oysters are called _ _ _ _ _

16. _ _ _ _ _ was the richest country in the world until the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ invasions in the early 17th century

17. _ _ _ _ _ _ is 1/4 the size of Maine.

18. One can see stars in the middle of the day if standing in the

bottom of a _ _ _ _

19. America eats _ _ billion bananas every year

20. Jumbo Jets use _ _ _ _ gallons of fuel to take off

21. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ _ _

22. The Sahara Desert expands at about 1km per ______(not telling you how many letters in it or it'll be too easy)

23. Water and _ _ _ don't mix(pretty easy one).

24. Cow is a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ brand of shaving foam.

25. It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

26. Odontophobia is the fear of _ _ _ _ _

27. You can _ _ _ from laughing

28. 1 in 70 people eat their _ _ _ _

29. The _ _ _ _ was the first invention to break the sound barrier

30. A bumble bee will go to sleep if you put him in a freezer

31. Coke used to have _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in it and was sold at a _ _ _ _ store.

32. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ invented the word "assasination"

theoreticalboy

I'm not sure you've grasped the 'if you know "if you know if you know"' dynamic.  Or, to phrase it differently;

I'm not sure if you know 'if you know "if you know if you know,"' if you know.

HankHill123

Okay ill put in more later... but also i just found out that since i wasnt here during the first one i might have the rules wrong... is it like you fill in the blanks and if you have the answer i put it in, or do you make it up and im not supposed to know the answer in the first place?

oinquarki
theoreticalboy wrote:

I'm not sure you've grasped the 'if you know "if you know if you know"' dynamic.  Or, to phrase it differently;

I'm not sure if you know 'if you know "if you know if you know,"' if you know.


If you know what this guy just said, then you're insane.

ivandh
oinquarki wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

I'm not sure you've grasped the 'if you know "if you know if you know"' dynamic.  Or, to phrase it differently;

I'm not sure if you know 'if you know "if you know if you know,"' if you know.


If you know what this guy just said, then you're insane.


So...

If you know if you know 'if you know "if you know if you know,"' if you know, you know that you are insane?

oinquarki

Exactly.

Of course, if you don't know what's going on, you'll probably assume we're insane anyway.

heinzie

can you tell me strategicaly poisoytiponing

artfizz

It's not generally known that 'If you know "if you know"' was not a general knowledge test.