Make up your OWN Chess Quote!

Heres mine, "In Chess there is no Opening nor Middle-Game, just a really long End-Game."

If a bat didn't fly out your ass maybe you could have one..

" A chess game a day keeps the doctor away "

Well, thats all I got.  A semi-jacked saying lol.

"Football: for those too stupid to play chess" - best I could do

On chess ability: If I'm playing somebody pretty good, I'm horrible.  But if I'm playing somebody horrible, I'm pretty good.

Me (I've never quoted myself before!)

If I play someone as good as me, I'm still horrible :(

"Sooner or later, Checkmate smiles at us all. All we can do is smile back! ... And then politely ask for a rematch!" (For the chess players who also like the movie "Gladiator"...) : - )

No, we try to change the rules to force the opponent to resign. Then we accuse checkmate of trolling us, and deny it a rematch. THAT is how chess.com forums work.

Who can eat the most pieces the fastest?

Chess is the game we deserve but not the one we need right now

I like fried burgers and union rings in that order.. but you dont see me chewin any bubble gum?

I don't believe in paranormal psychology. I believe in good moves.

Membership fee's; 50 dollars

A marble board; 100 dollars

Gas money to travel to a tournament; 30 dollars

Playing the best chess game of your life; Priceless

"Chess, where the same 5 nerds keep talking about the same dumb topic"

For all you players who get mad when they lose: "Winning is only a bonus, playing is the real reward."

mrkornkid: too bad that can only happen once

Not true! If every successive game is better than the previous, each game is the best game of your life until you play the next one!

easy

They can be the best game of your life up to that point, but there can only be one best game of your entire life.

"My theory is that the entire Poisoned Pawn Najdorf is based on a dare."