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tsurvi

someone was using malwere when playing. what can I do?

Conquistador

The last time I used malware to play chess, all of my pron was sent to my grandmother (to any Weird Al fans who get the reference).

Make sure to bury your computer in a 43 foot hole, rocks and boulders will be fine.

And make sure to burn any clothes that you wore at any time that you were online.

Keep your dvds away so the malware cannot erase the easter eggs off of them.

tsurvi
echecs06 wrote:

Make a recovery on your computer. Make sure you save all your important documents as this will erase everything on your computer. good luck, mate.


very funny. I mean what can I do in advance. Is regular and up dated virus tracker enough?

RetGuvvie98
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benws

Wait...do you mean that the guy is infecting your computer with malware while he was playing chess online? Because that seems pretty illogical.

If you meant that he's using a computer to cheat, you can file a complaint, but you should probably be really sure that he's cheating before you do that.

RetGuvvie98
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tsurvi
benws wrote:

Wait...do you mean that the guy is infecting your computer with malware while he was playing chess online? Because that seems pretty illogical.

If you meant that he's using a computer to cheat, you can file a complaint, but you should probably be really sure that he's cheating before you do that.


well some how the game canceled/aborted in the middle (while I was winning of-course) and it was registered as loosing.

goldendog

Did you lose connection?

oinquarki
tsurvi wrote:

well some how the game canceled/aborted in the middle (while I was winning of-course) and it was registered as loosing.


That tends to happen when you're playing against a witch.

Conquistador

I was turned into a newt when I played against one of those witches.

oinquarki

It may also have been a malwerewolf. Be prepared for both.

Conquistador

What if a malwerewolf was bitten by a vampire?  Do they turn into a vampiremalwerewolf?

oinquarki
Conquistador wrote:

What if a malwerewolf was bitten by a vampire?  Do they turn into a vampiremalwerewolf?


Isn't that what happened to Ozzy Osbourne?

RetGuvvie98
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Conquistador

Even worse, what if a vampiremalwerewolf was bitten by a zombie? 

Conquistador

Ah, regular zombies yes.  But have you ever considered the possibility that these might be Nazi zombies.  Now that's a problem.

oinquarki

?

oinquarki
RetGuvvie98 wrote:

I'd like to prepare, but "how do you tell the difference" between them ?

you being the resident expert on those two beings - I thought maybe you would happily share the info with the rest of us newbs ?


For a fee.

RetGuvvie98
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Conquistador