Name that troll

This is a forum game I made called "guess the troll". The rules are as follows:

1. Has to be a direct quote.

2. Only one sentence.

3. Must be Quoted and/or Bolded in order to count.

Have fun!

I'm guessing... Me?

So... do they have to be trolls?

Who is this: "do they have to be trolls?" Answer: GuessWhoIAm; yes.

"im a dragon not a troll"

NEWENGLAND7!

""im not a drogon im a troll''"

My turn! "How can I be bether than GM if I cant play with tham? :(((((("

HINT: This cheater got banned in the most epic way possible.

NOTE: The troll is the one who is terrible at English, not me.

Abel.

"In the real world, even a retard monkey would not play 7...Bc8. This move shows complete ignorance of the game fundamentals."

"Maybe America has a case with the right to bear arms. Right now guys, I wish my family and I were tooled up."

An unusual quote given this troll likes to mock that right at every opportunity... until fear strikes him, apparently...

""We", are people living in this country. "This country", is considered the united states of America. Yes, I am glad you remember that I will NOT claim to be an American. Screw America."

"And true to form, like a good little fellow-traveller, your response is an ad hominemattack."

a) "If you meant 'logicality', why did you say 'logicale'? LOL!! Cowardry! LOL!!"

b) [inserts here some assasine, underdeveloped annoying 'queer' joke for the very deliberate purpose of getting responses from LGBT people and allies; or rather, to get BattleChessGN18 and Ghostliner off troll's back about his deliberate trolling.] Wheeeeeee!!"

(Kaynight, shut on both of these; I already know you know the answer to these ones. LOL!!! Er...lol)

Totally not quoting yourself....

(trollish sarcasm)

<3

Answer:

a) Pugnacious33 aka TigerWoodie; both smurf accounts which have been closed by him or simply banned. (He's probably back on this site yet again with another smurf screen name; amoung his 10s of them. It will be a matter of time before he gets banned again for trying deliberately to be a brattish irritating troll.)

b) MackyTom who has been warned about his spamming. It's one thing to disagree with homosexual (men). It's another to deliberately behave in a disruptive manner, knowing he'll get in trouble, just out of spite for being counter-responded to. Some people don't leave their youthfulness behind, I suppose. O.o