PARANOID CHESS.COMers

Have you noticed that next to the message box there is a warning that says that one should be nice....because abusive or inappropriate messaging "can lead to your account being suspended or removed?!!!!!!"

Does this mean that Erik can read all of our private messages? 

Holy crap, somebody better clear this up so that I can continue sending abusive and inappropriate messages.  

Ahhh!

Aeppel, I'm sure Erik is a classy enough guy as that he doesn't deliberately go in and read messages just on a whim.

If you were going to get in trouble for sending me those x-rated messages, I'd have to REPORT you first.

THEN WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO ALL DAY?

WAIT SO THIS IS TRUE AND OUR MESSAGES ARE BEING MONITORED? WHAT'S THE CRITERIA????

How would I encrypt it? Instead of saying:

"Let us plot the attack against Erik and all of the chess.com staff and unite the global community in a socialist revolution of chess!"

Maybe I could say:

"The color of noon is in the redness of the ivory King. Two pawns in a chain are worth more than a watch tower."

Oooh, this is fun. Thanks.  

Atwhay areway ouyay earingway?

/I put on my robe and wizard hat 

ouryay omsmay undaysay ressday, rpveay.

 You know, if you're all worried about these messages getting intercepted, I'll have you know that Erik ONLY reads the messages which are in some way related to my mom. Way to draw his attention, A.

Its not just ERIK,it could be the whole staff.But reading ther peoples messages is disrespectful,and violation of privacy.bull crap!

They have to report you.

                     -alexander

 Someone sounds a little more paranoid that I do. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?

Do not worry about the Staff, at all!..

I saw all of them at the Live Chess , where they hunting for china spammers, who used 2 pages of screen with Mandarin Language Spam.

So, the Staaaaff is too busy... to read your paranoid diary. 

This is why I include site suggestions in the post script of all of my messages.

From: Rael
To: killGoose
Date: Jun 26, 2008 @ 9:24pm
Subject: Re: Your mom's dress

You're in my mom's Sunday dress?

... hawt.

~Rael

P.S. Hey Erik I was hoping that group admins could have the ability to edit the titles of threads in their respective groups. You see, I want to "tidy" up all of the submissions in the Poets and Writers group to reflect the author's name for purposes of easy navigation. 

 By the way, I noticed Erik posted this on your profile:

"if you spy on the other team in vote chess you will be banned from chess.com :)"
by erik 2 months ago

It's the smile that kills : "  :)   "
FOR SHAME. Get one of my aluminum hat thingies for $10 and you will have no ban worries ever again!

Since you are actually interested, public demand has raised the price to $200.

Message me your address, phone number, and social security
(in cryptic language as AWARDCHESS wisely suggested) and I'll send you the protective foil.