Should I wash more carefully?

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Draig22
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AlCzervik

Do people move away from you in crowds?

AlCzervik

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

Ubik42
AlCzervik wrote:

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.

Do you know what the 90% sing?

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think so.

waffllemaster

This may be a case of quantity over quality.

ol_my

No, you should enlist on a tournament.

AlCzervik

But only attend after you've washed. Trust me on the checklist.

AlCzervik
Ubik42 wrote:
AlCzervik wrote:

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.

Do you know what the 90% sing?

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think so.

Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.

Ubik42

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:

Reschevsky

Botvinnik

Larsen

Donner

Timman

Ubik42

 

Just to name a few.

Ubik42
AlCzervik wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:
AlCzervik wrote:

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.

Do you know what the 90% sing?

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think so.

Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.

Yes, I am thorough that way. I got them from the little known book "Surveys I have personally taken all by myself" by AlCzervik.

The binding on this book was excellent! However, there were quite a few grammatical errors, and some pages had water damage. 

Some statitistics were quite good, others were not. 

So, all in all, it was a wash.

ol_my
Ubik42 wrote:

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:

Reschevsky

Botvinnik

Larsen

Donner

Timman

Ubik42

 

Just to name a few.

They never washed?

varelse1
AlCzervik wrote:

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

Yep!

Did that.....

Did that.....

Did that.....

Wait, I not going to have time to do THAT....

I'll do that twice tommorow!Tongue Out

Ubik42
ol_my wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:

Reschevsky

Botvinnik

Larsen

Donner

Timman

Ubik42

 

Just to name a few.

They never washed?

Not according to the authoritative book I read on the subject, no.

AlCzervik
Ubik42 wrote:
AlCzervik wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:
AlCzervik wrote:

I have a checklist for the shower. Just to make sure I don't miss anything.

It is said that 90% of American men sing in the shower, and 10% play with themselves.

Do you know what the 90% sing?

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't think so.

Somehow I knew you'd have the stastistics available.

Yes, I am thorough that way. I got them from the little known book "Surveys I have personally taken all by myself" by AlCzervik.

The binding on this book was excellent! However, there were quite a few grammatical errors, and some pages had water damage. 

Some statitistics were quite good, others were not. 

So, all in all, it was a wash.

Keep trying.

Ubik42

Give me a break, recovering from a migraine over here. 2 breaks!

AlCzervik

Wash twice and call nemo in the morning.

Draig22

Sounds like dirty chess to me.

TetsuoShima
Ubik42 wrote:

If you had to wash before a tournament, think of all the greats who would never have played a game:

Reschevsky

Botvinnik

Larsen

Donner

Timman

Ubik42

 

Just to name a few.

well i dont know about the other names but im pretty sure botvinnik was very clean.